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Someone has to warn me next time they let something into the apartment. I nearly killed someone's pet this morning when it landed on my shoulder. Next time, tell me.

But, now, it won't go away. It's been staring at me for ten wnoirqrqbq1 - minutes. It's been trying to peck at the computer keys and-

-someone teach this thing to talk? Don't look at me like that, bird.