thirteenth cut

[triplesword]

Very funny. Yeah, laugh it up assholes, laugh it up. I can't even scrub it off or get the taste out of my mouth.

If the shit-cook were here, he'd be laughing and I'd have an excuse to break some teeth. Gunna find a nice quiet place to nap and have this whole thing blow over.

[ooc; Zoro's flavor? Totally seaweed. YOU SAW NOTHING.]

Comments

[swallowmyseed]

I think this curse is pretty fun.

1/2

[triplesword]

Not when you taste like...

2/2

[triplesword]

-seaweed.

[swallowmyseed]

SEAWEED?! HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

[triplesword]

SCREW YOU.

[swallowmyseed]

DON'T BE MAD JUST 'CAUSE YOU TASTE WEIRD.

[triplesword]

This is some cruel joke.

[swallowmyseed]

Curses usually are, man. You just gotta roll with the punches.

[triplesword]

....I smell like low-tide and sea-salt, Zell.

Low. Tide. And. Sea. Salt.

[swallowmyseed]

Sit in the bath tub and don't leave the room. That's what I did when I was covered in blood!

[triplesword]

Blood doesn't bother me and, usually, neither would this.

But that damn cook and his damn nicknames..

[swallowmyseed]

Mess and stink bother ME though.

[triplesword]

-going in the tub with the sake now. I'll see if Noki can go get some of those bath salts or something.