G Trick 43

[triplesplit]

I'm fucking disappointed in Fang. How the fuck could he lose to Murder Princess's lameass... thing?!

At least I won overall. Four out of six. Ha!

You suck at this, Murder Princess.

Comments

[notthehairplz]

...'Thing'?

[triplesplit]

Learn to pay attention to comments, genius. His Pokemon.

[notthehairplz]

Ah, well, I don't like reading the conversations of others - it always feels like eavesdropping, somehow - but I do see what you mean.

...Although I'm still not quite sure what a 'Pokemon' is supposed to be. Some sort of creature, I assume?

[triplesplit]

If others aren't meant to read it, the people involved should fucking filter those conversations.

You must be new. They are. Here. The more you know.

[notthehairplz]

...One can really filter them? That must be a useful feature...

Hmmm, I think I'm beginning to see now. So then, you're from this fandom yourself?

[triplesplit]

Like hell I am. Some idiot professor from that fandom likes to drag a bunch of people from other fandoms on over and make them stick around for some stupid tournament. There's no other reason I'd be there.

[notthehairplz]

That's a rather unorthodox way of making a tournament. Why not just recruit members of his own fandom?

[triplesplit]

Don't ask me.

[notthehairplz]

I see then. All the same, I hope it ends soon for you. It must be troublesome being dragged somewhere for a cause you don't want to fulfill...

Ah, I suppose I should introduce myself, shouldn't I? Wizard Pendragon at your service, Mr...?

[triplesplit]

It shouldn't last much longer.

Agito.

[notthehairplz]

That's good to hear.

A pleasure to meet you. ...Ah, would you happen to be an acquaintance of Prince Belphegor, by any chance?

[triplesplit]

He's fucking annoying half the time, but he's my best friend. Calling him by that title will only inflate his ego to epic proportions.

[notthehairplz]

You make that sound like it isn't his title at all. Is there something I might be missing here?

[triplesplit]

It's real. He just takes it way too fucking seriously.

[notthehairplz]

Ah. And here I was hoping I'd finally met a prince that wouldn't let his status go to his head. That's quite a shame.

I suppose there just isn't one out there that isn't affected by it in some way...

[triplesplit]

Princess Zelda doesn't let her status go to her head. On the other hand, princess, not prince.