G Trick 42

[triplesplit]

Too lazy to go into detail. Just, fuck yeah, it's Shark Week.

Comments

[princeassassin]

That's awfully pointless.

[triplesplit]

Do I look like I care, Murder Princess?

[princeassassin]

"Murder Princess"? Who do you think you are?

[triplesplit]

Did you only just now decide you don't like that anymore? Fucking picky asshole.

[princeassassin]

I don't know what you're talking about. I've never seen you before in my life.

[triplesplit]

That's not gonna work on me, you know. Now stop being a fucking idiot. You're smarter than that.

[princeassassin]

I'm a genius, peasant. But nobody's ever called me "Murder Princess" before today.

[triplesplit]

I've been calling you that for months, fuckface.

[princeassassin]

How can that be, when we've only met today?

And watch your language. You're talking to a prince, you know.

[triplesplit]

This act of yours is fucking retarded.

Kings trump princes, idiot.

[princeassassin]

So is yours. It's rude to pretend that you know me.

Shishishi, you're a king? You don't act like one.

[triplesplit]

...

http://princeassassin.livejournal.com/23671.html

http://princeassassin.livejournal.com/26470.html

http://triplesplit.livejournal.com/26878.html

http://triplesplit.livejournal.com/28549.html

I'm the Fang King, I can act however I want. Don't fucking think your act is gonna work the longer you keep it up. Thought you were smarter than that, Murder Princess.

[princeassassin]

...I don't remember writing those. You made them up.

[princeassassin]

And what kind of title is "Fang King"?

[triplesplit]

I sure as fuck wouldn't make up that kind of bullshit.

Don't be so fucking stupid. Check your back for those scars I left all over you.

[princeassassin]

I don't see any.

(ooc: I WOULD ASSUME SINCE THIS IS AN AU THING HE WOULDN'T HAVE THEM??? IDK 8(;;;)