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1. The black chick with big boobs. She was going to knock herself out with all that jumping around.
2. The black guy that kept messing up and then walked out crying because he forgot the words after the first sentence of the song. Pfff loser.
3. Stretch mark girl who dressed herself in the dark. "The racks scratched me" Fuck yea they didnt.. admit it.. you're fat.
4. "I'm tony braxton's cousin!" "You just wish you could be as fabulous as me" he ragged on the judges for like 10mins... and he reminded me of Justin
5. that weird random black guy in those high tight plaid shorts
6. That one 5second chick with the huge weird friggin hat
7. "Look at me... i sold my wedding ring for money to come to Washington D.C. and my husband doesnt approve!" more friggin sap stories. GAH..
8. JIGGA WHAT! aaannnddddd how long were those notes.. and what black guy sings Annie?
9. Fat guys shouldnt audition..
10. "I'm crazy!" "I'm insane!" i can cross my eyes! yippee!....crazy whore.
11. "god sent me to sing" "god made her hot"... I'll get on my knees for you! or was she just posing sexy?
12. "I can snap my fingers!! YA!!"
13. she sand the spice girls... No... she just ruined it.
14. hes a janitor... who dances with brooms. I wonder if he knows American Idol is for singers. and now he has no money and has to beg on the st.
15. WE'RE HERE TO SING!! NOT DANCE PEOPLE!
16. Hanky Panky WHAT!? "you can just.. spank me!" ... "excellent spanking.."
17. Watt.... the fuck... was that crazy black guy in the red hat doing. he went crazy high a little bit. didnt work for him.
18. LOOKY! I'm Avril lavigne!
19. "I sound like i'm having sex" yea and ur tits sag..
20. Jason... Joel...Smith... What the hell does your real voice sound like? "i look like ursher!" "I'm gonna be like YAY!" "i was a drunk and now i found jesus and i found out i can sing like a week ago!" he was a 5 person group... 5.9%! REPRESENT!
21. FRA-SHON Cruz. "I'm a boxer and if u say no ima knock you out!" she likes to move her hips alot.
22. Mary Roach.. or shall we say.. "Gulbeaux" she was the best so far! she was my favorite. all i have to say... is WOW... "looky at me i like to ramble on and i talk too much!" could anyone else tell what she was singing?.... when she was done there was complete silence for 5mins. She likes to throw her arms around. "You're just saying i suck to annoy me" "weirdness is in originality!" wat the fuck? "I have a ton of different voices" yea in ur fucking head...
they played scarey movie music on her way out... shes bipolar and she wants Paula... And in her last words.. she sang.. and grunted alot..