weatherproof stripping on the doorjamb of mediocrity

May 28, 2006 18:03

And the clouds parted to reveal THE UPDATE.

I've missed this. It's been so long but it feels like I never left it. It's just starting off with what I left behind. The truth is this...
I was captured by a wilder-beast and then it wanted me to talk and tell all my secrets. I was refusing so it started stuffing my mouth with ice cream. No joke. I was forced. Then three days of this madness went by and we watched all the seasons of Friends, I was then free to escape. The wilder-beast used me. I took a cab back home. smelling of vanilla and looking nothing less but a tramp, I smiled to my mother and said "what do we have to eat" "Well, I got us a couple of sundaes"
I hope that this will bring you back to me. Know this, i mean it when I say I'm sorry.
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