031-- Because someone is still in a bad mood

[triplekill]

"I will sweep away everything in all your land," says the LORD. "I will sweep away both people and animals alike. Even the birds of the air and the fish in the sea will die. I will reduce the wicked to heaps of rubble, along with the rest of humanity," says the LORD. "I will crush Judah and Jerusalem with my fist and destroy every last trace of

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[cautionarystory]

You've got a problem. I mean, aside from the haircut.

And that was unexpected.

[triplekill]

[cautionarystory]

You're spending a perfectly good Saturday night quoting Bible verses. You don't see anything wrong with that?

[triplekill]

I've seen what you've done, you whore. You can't tell right from wrong so don't you try and tell me.

[cautionarystory]

Excuse me? You've seen what, exactly?

[triplekill]

All the men you take to your room. It is a sin to take a man before marriage and a sin to take more than one man at all! The very act itself is unnatural in how you do it and for all this you have transgressed against the Lord!

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[cautionarystory]

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[cautionarystory]

You spying on me, Toby? What makes you think you have any idea what goes on behind my closed door?

[triplekill]

Tobias isn't here.

We've all seen what you do.

[cautionarystory]

Alright, Sybil. You've all seen what you think I do. I'm asking how. Are you stalking me? Are you psychic? Did god appear in your Cheetos and tell you?

Yeah, no. He ain't telling

[triplekill]

Shut up, you whore! You JEZEBEL!

You've said enough and now it's time you talked to God about your sins!

Private - This is something she will definitely not let go of.

[cautionarystory]

What do you mean, unnatural? Other than the whole not-married thing, what specifically have I done that's unnatural?

Private - Too bad Charles isn't one to talk. If it was Tobias...

[triplekill]

Private

[cautionarystory]

So... nothing. How am I supposed to take you seriously when you can't even prove that you know what kind of notches I've got on my headboard?

Sorry. No luck.

[triplekill]

You haven't heard the last of this, Charles/Tobias/etc.

[cautionarystory]

That's intimidating. I mean it. Keep practicing and you'll have the whole barge cowering at the mere thought of you.