Not Always Right -yeah this is that good...
(Note: we’re nearby a retirement community. An old man who looks lost wanders into our grocery store.)
Me: “Can I help you, sir?”
Old man: “Yes, I’m looking for the bathroom… oh, here it is!”
(He opens a freezer door and proceeds to pull down his pants.)
Me: “SIR, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”
(The old man takes a dump right in the freezer.)
Old man: “That’s cold… where’s the toilet paper?”
Me: “I really, really, really need a break!”
(Sadly, this is not the first time this has happened.)
Coworker: “Yes, miss. I understand it’s an emergency, But let me ask my coworker. He probably knows what your looking for!”
Me: “What’s going on?”
Coworker: “This woman was sent in looking for an item. She said it’s called a … a … something capacitor.”
Me: “Well, we don’t really carry any capacitors here. That’s more of a true electronics store thing.”
Customer: “Please, it’s my son’s birthday and my husband says that we desperately need to find a 120 volt flux capacitor for my son’s Xbox!”
Me: “Ma’am, unless you have a Mr. Fusion, I don’t know where you’re gonna need something like that.”
Customer: “What do you mean? My husband said this was an emergency! I have been to 3 stores and no one knows what I’m talking about!”
Me: *laughs* “Well, your husband sent you for a part to a time machine.”
Customer: “I am going to kill that man!”
Me: “Can I help you, sir?”
Old man: “Yes, I’m looking for the bathroom… oh, here it is!”
(He opens a freezer door and proceeds to pull down his pants.)
Me: “SIR, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”
(The old man takes a dump right in the freezer.)
Old man: “That’s cold… where’s the toilet paper?”
Me: “I really, really, really need a break!”
(Sadly, this is not the first time this has happened.)
Coworker: “Yes, miss. I understand it’s an emergency, But let me ask my coworker. He probably knows what your looking for!”
Me: “What’s going on?”
Coworker: “This woman was sent in looking for an item. She said it’s called a … a … something capacitor.”
Me: “Well, we don’t really carry any capacitors here. That’s more of a true electronics store thing.”
Customer: “Please, it’s my son’s birthday and my husband says that we desperately need to find a 120 volt flux capacitor for my son’s Xbox!”
Me: “Ma’am, unless you have a Mr. Fusion, I don’t know where you’re gonna need something like that.”
Customer: “What do you mean? My husband said this was an emergency! I have been to 3 stores and no one knows what I’m talking about!”
Me: *laughs* “Well, your husband sent you for a part to a time machine.”
Customer: “I am going to kill that man!”