Dec 23, 2005 18:22
Stage 1
Extract presents from Uber-Secret-Hidey-Hole™ without being intercepted by intended present-target.
Stage 2
Carefully craft a sheet of wrapping paper to fit present properly. Repeat as many times as is necessary to actually get it right.
Stage 3
Prepare pre-cut slices of tape to provide the quickest sealing of wrapping paper around present.
Stage 4
Draft plans to graft third arm onto human torso...vital for holding wrapping paper in place while retrieving pre-cut tape.
Stage 5
Pray wrapping holds together.
Stage 6
Try to find labels...settle for a 6:7 label to present ratio.
Stage 7
Place under tree to make the place look festive. Yes, Santa has come early. :santa:
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