finally... a good entry...
now, i just realized that i haven't written a good entry in quite some time..
mainly because my family has not embarked on anything crazy like usual.. however, yesterday was... well... i'll let you comment..
well first of all, i've been sick for the past like 5 days.. again... and everytime i laugh i like break into these coughing fits where i can't breathe and need an inhaler..yes, embarrassing.. i'm aware.. so basically.. i try not to laugh..at all..
so i was flipping through HBO yesterday while laying on the couch (the same spot i havent moved from in days..in the same pajamas.. yes, i feel like crap).. and what's on but From Justin To Kelly.. oh my god.. i dont know if you've seen that movie, but i've gotta say it totally reminded me of a really bad 40's musical set in modern times.. WORST ACTING I'VE EVER SEEN! not to mention, how the director of the movie obviously set out to make this the greatest racial mix of all time..i mean honestly, you've got the red-headed southern chick, the blonde beauty, the african american girl (notice how i used girl, i mean shes probably only what like 18..) and then youve got that like 30 year old mexican/puerto-rican that the black girl dates...isnt that like against the law...age-wise...omg...seriously, it was the worst movie i've ever seen in a long time...
woo.. well that wasn't really anything interesting.. cuz i'm sure anyone who's watched it would tell you the same.
so yeah, dinner yesterday with my family..
my dad brings home subs...turkey subs...and its friday..and my whole family forgot until we were done eating.. so now im like.. damned to hell.. awesome.
so at dinner...we somehow get on the topic of sex...at the table..on a friday.. during lent..lol omg.. i was dying of laughter.. my parents have got to be the funniest thing since sliced bread...
anywho..we somehow get on this topic.. and my mom says to me.. "now ashley, you can't have sex 'til you're 18.. then we'll talk about it" so i'm like.. "oops mom, too late" but i was being sarcastic.. so my dad like jumps into the conversation.. and says "okay enough we are not talking about my daughters sexual encounters at the dinner table" and he turned like bright red.. and my brother.. who's 11 mind you.. is just sitting in his seat laughing histerically...then my dad's like.. "no sex til you're married, your mother and i waited til we were married" so my brother and i look at my mom and shes sitting there shaking her head no.... so me and chris look at eachother..and just crack up.. finally my dad realizes we're all kidding around and in his wisdom says to us.. "we only had sex twice.." my brother looked so confused for like.. 3 minutes... then he's like "OHHHHH CUZ YOU HAD ME AND ASHLEY!! EWWWW!!" i laughed my ass off..
which sounded more like..
laugh *cough* (inhaler) laugh *cough* (inhaler) haha.
i'm the biggest dork...and i mean that in the geeky kinda weird kid way.. not a giant whale penis.. thought i'd clear that up for you..
wow. i think all these meds are going to my head..adorable.
right-o well i shall be going now.. since my mom has become hitler and sent my brother (her nazi) after me to clean my room...what a joy.
much love children,
oh, and if you get a chance- dl this Hawthorne Heights Album (The Silence In Black and White)
ohio is for lovers!
sorry, i've become a tad obsessed.
wait, scratch that... Say Anything (Is a Real Boy) is better in my opinion.. but both are awesome.
Alive with the Glory of Love- best song right now. period.
mainly because my family has not embarked on anything crazy like usual.. however, yesterday was... well... i'll let you comment..
well first of all, i've been sick for the past like 5 days.. again... and everytime i laugh i like break into these coughing fits where i can't breathe and need an inhaler..yes, embarrassing.. i'm aware.. so basically.. i try not to laugh..at all..
so i was flipping through HBO yesterday while laying on the couch (the same spot i havent moved from in days..in the same pajamas.. yes, i feel like crap).. and what's on but From Justin To Kelly.. oh my god.. i dont know if you've seen that movie, but i've gotta say it totally reminded me of a really bad 40's musical set in modern times.. WORST ACTING I'VE EVER SEEN! not to mention, how the director of the movie obviously set out to make this the greatest racial mix of all time..i mean honestly, you've got the red-headed southern chick, the blonde beauty, the african american girl (notice how i used girl, i mean shes probably only what like 18..) and then youve got that like 30 year old mexican/puerto-rican that the black girl dates...isnt that like against the law...age-wise...omg...seriously, it was the worst movie i've ever seen in a long time...
woo.. well that wasn't really anything interesting.. cuz i'm sure anyone who's watched it would tell you the same.
so yeah, dinner yesterday with my family..
my dad brings home subs...turkey subs...and its friday..and my whole family forgot until we were done eating.. so now im like.. damned to hell.. awesome.
so at dinner...we somehow get on the topic of sex...at the table..on a friday.. during lent..lol omg.. i was dying of laughter.. my parents have got to be the funniest thing since sliced bread...
anywho..we somehow get on this topic.. and my mom says to me.. "now ashley, you can't have sex 'til you're 18.. then we'll talk about it" so i'm like.. "oops mom, too late" but i was being sarcastic.. so my dad like jumps into the conversation.. and says "okay enough we are not talking about my daughters sexual encounters at the dinner table" and he turned like bright red.. and my brother.. who's 11 mind you.. is just sitting in his seat laughing histerically...then my dad's like.. "no sex til you're married, your mother and i waited til we were married" so my brother and i look at my mom and shes sitting there shaking her head no.... so me and chris look at eachother..and just crack up.. finally my dad realizes we're all kidding around and in his wisdom says to us.. "we only had sex twice.." my brother looked so confused for like.. 3 minutes... then he's like "OHHHHH CUZ YOU HAD ME AND ASHLEY!! EWWWW!!" i laughed my ass off..
which sounded more like..
laugh *cough* (inhaler) laugh *cough* (inhaler) haha.
i'm the biggest dork...and i mean that in the geeky kinda weird kid way.. not a giant whale penis.. thought i'd clear that up for you..
wow. i think all these meds are going to my head..adorable.
right-o well i shall be going now.. since my mom has become hitler and sent my brother (her nazi) after me to clean my room...what a joy.
much love children,
oh, and if you get a chance- dl this Hawthorne Heights Album (The Silence In Black and White)
ohio is for lovers!
sorry, i've become a tad obsessed.
wait, scratch that... Say Anything (Is a Real Boy) is better in my opinion.. but both are awesome.
Alive with the Glory of Love- best song right now. period.