Mr. Steve and his Magical Sewing Machine

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I meant to repost this randomness earlier:




He travels the world, and he always looks keen
Mr. Steve and his Magical Sewing Machine

he teleports in and he teleports out
he's what all the seamstresses are talking about

Don't shed a tear for that tear in the sleeve that you tore
Mr. Steve will help, then he'll help you some more

"My Prom is ruined, I can't dance in this mess!"
"Oh baby, let me help you out of that dress!"

That UPS man, his shorts are too short!
Mr. Steve to the rescue knits it into a skort!

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He travels the world, but he's knot what he seams
Mr. Steve and his Magical Sewing Machine