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[killerbaseball]

Holy shit, you guys. College is a thing.

I'm gonna call a slowatus for the near future; if you see me tagging around as I normally do, that's a great sign.

Those are all the words I can type asfsdgdfjfjyeah.

Comments

[material_guy]

Too busy discovering the cure for cancer, decrypting Finnegan's Wake and enjoying attractive young old co-eds?

[killerbaseball]

You want me to be completely honest?

I need an adult.

[material_guy]

You don't need to tell me. I know all about your fetish.

[killerbaseball]

IT'S NOT LIKE THAT I JUST... need some time

[material_guy]

You do have time! College is the very best of time to make mistakes.

If you're going to engage in indecent exposure, do it now. They'll just fine you $50.00 and you won't get branded a sex offender on a registry somewhere!

There you go. Advice from an adult. Glad to help.

[killerbaseball]

I NEED THOSE 50 BUCKS TO BUY SONIC GENERATIONS/SAINTS ROW THE THIRD

[material_guy]

You could get the internet to pay it.

[killerbaseball]

what

[material_guy]

I had to resort to pimping to afford the video games so essential to my college experience, you'll do what you have to, too! I believe in you!

And thus Duck begins her illustrious camwhoring career. I'm so glad to be a part of this poignant moment in history.

[killerbaseball]

I can't be witty, gotta go to bed

[sotobas_lot]

Look at you, already going and making mature, adult decisions like going to bed at a decent hour.

[killerbaseball]

THIS ISN'T A DECENT HOUR IT'S NEARLY MIDNIGHT AND I WAS WATCHING A TOUHOU VIDEO wait see you tomorrow.