[DDD Maid Cafe Event/Virus]

[heavenly_home]

From the outside, it looks like a normal cafe. But when you get closer to the door...

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[Waitstaff, Issei]

[stripping]

[Issei is a little embarrassed to have a job like this, but it pays the bills and he's not bad at taking orders, so it must be fine, really. Most of the time it isn't all that difficult to put on a smile. The maid dress is fairly long, the cat ears and tail are easy for him to get used to... Hopefully this day will go well.]

[material_guy]

[Greed gives his tail a tug while directing himself towards a table, because waiting to be seated is for suckers.] Hey, hey, over here. I demand some service, Monkat.

[stripping]

[A cold, steely voice:] You may not touch the waitstaff.

[material_guy]

You tryin' to tell me this tail's real?

[stripping]

I'm trying to tell you that you can't touch it, my ears, or any part of me.

[material_guy]

But they're not a part of you, are they? [Yoink.] This's just a costume, ain't it?

[stripping]

[It's strongly enough attached that Issei stumbles when his tail is pulled.] You're still not allowed!

[material_guy]

Uwa! It's really like teasing a cat! Hey, if I order some kinda noodle dish, will you bat at it or somethin' for a tip?

[stripping]

Sir, if you continue to harass me I will have to ask you to leave our establishment.

[material_guy]

Customers come to places like this to harass you guys.

[stripping]

You still may not touch.

[material_guy]

So if I order somethin' are you gonna write a message on it for me with ketchup or syrup or somethin'?

[stripping]

If demanded.

[material_guy]

What can ya do for me with liquor?

[stripping]

Pour it in a glass.

[material_guy]

Can't you try to upsell me a little here? I'm payin' yer tip based on how much fun you make this for me.