From the outside, it looks like a normal cafe. But when you get closer to the door...
...you see your friend crossdressing or in costume, holding a tray. They greet you politely, with a bow:
"Welcome to the DDD Maid Cafe, sir/madam."
Inside is a normal cafe: more than a dozen tables and comfortable chairs. Across the far wall is a bar, and behind number two are the private rooms in the back. The menu features everything from steak to miso soup. Help yourself, keep hands to yourself, and don't forget to tip your waitstaff because they always want to know:
"How may we be of service?"
[Re:
Explanation of roles and such here. Otherwise, waitstaff just make a comment, blank or otherwise, and people can comment to be waited on! Or you could comment while you're loitering at the door and waitstaff will direct you to a table. Or just go wild. Fake memories are totally okay!!]