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1. First Name
Full name is Benjamin. I go by Ben. On the internet I go by Derek because why the fuck not?
2. Age
19. Born on October 2nd. 1990.
3. Location
Parker, Colorado.
4. Occupation
I'm a courtesy clerk at safeway. At least I think. They need to call me back already.
5. Partner
One day. : )
6. Kids
Maybe? I dunno. If I ever decide kids are a good idea, then I'd be perfectly cool with one.
7. Brothers/Sisters
Older brother, younger brother. Both bully me. Relentlessly.
8. Pets
Kelsey, a black lab corgi mix, and Kiwi, a Jack russel terrier, for dogs. For freakin' lizards, we have a bearded dragon. My family calls him Luigi but I call him various nicknames. Like Dude, Vice, Beardy, lil guy, treeclaw, and various others. We also have an unnamed Betta fish.
9. List the 3-5 biggest things going on in your life
1. Sean and Derek, a series that I am working on with my good friend Sean.
2. There is not much else than that. Looking for a girlfriend I guess?
3. Oh! And I'm also in the process of writing short stories, maybe to send to magazines or just put online for the people willing to read them. These aren't "The magic unicorn and the little girl who liked Rainbows" style stories though. These are full blown, mind fucking, dark, morbid, creepy stories.
10. Parents
I'll keep their names a secret. My mom is a horsetrainer and is possibly bipolar. She has a lot of other problems as well, and likes taking them out on my brother and I. My Dad is a cable technician, and a damn good one at that. He takes his job seriously. He's a good man who means well, he just has a bunch of social problems, and the innate ability to lose even the most un-loseable items. Other than that, he's a great man, and when I lived with him a short time, I learned that most parents (My mom NOT included) actually know HOW to parent with love.
11. Who are some of your closest friends?
Close friends eh? Sean, Anna, Tess, Mashi, Pete, and Shira are all pretty good friends of mine.
Full name is Benjamin. I go by Ben. On the internet I go by Derek because why the fuck not?
2. Age
19. Born on October 2nd. 1990.
3. Location
Parker, Colorado.
4. Occupation
I'm a courtesy clerk at safeway. At least I think. They need to call me back already.
5. Partner
One day. : )
6. Kids
Maybe? I dunno. If I ever decide kids are a good idea, then I'd be perfectly cool with one.
7. Brothers/Sisters
Older brother, younger brother. Both bully me. Relentlessly.
8. Pets
Kelsey, a black lab corgi mix, and Kiwi, a Jack russel terrier, for dogs. For freakin' lizards, we have a bearded dragon. My family calls him Luigi but I call him various nicknames. Like Dude, Vice, Beardy, lil guy, treeclaw, and various others. We also have an unnamed Betta fish.
9. List the 3-5 biggest things going on in your life
1. Sean and Derek, a series that I am working on with my good friend Sean.
2. There is not much else than that. Looking for a girlfriend I guess?
3. Oh! And I'm also in the process of writing short stories, maybe to send to magazines or just put online for the people willing to read them. These aren't "The magic unicorn and the little girl who liked Rainbows" style stories though. These are full blown, mind fucking, dark, morbid, creepy stories.
10. Parents
I'll keep their names a secret. My mom is a horsetrainer and is possibly bipolar. She has a lot of other problems as well, and likes taking them out on my brother and I. My Dad is a cable technician, and a damn good one at that. He takes his job seriously. He's a good man who means well, he just has a bunch of social problems, and the innate ability to lose even the most un-loseable items. Other than that, he's a great man, and when I lived with him a short time, I learned that most parents (My mom NOT included) actually know HOW to parent with love.
11. Who are some of your closest friends?
Close friends eh? Sean, Anna, Tess, Mashi, Pete, and Shira are all pretty good friends of mine.