Comments | trinityofone: Fic: American as Apple Pie (Dean/Castiel)

trinityofone

Fic: American as Apple Pie (Dean/Castiel)

Jul 04, 2009 09:58

*facepalm* I don't even know, you guys.

Title: American as Apple Pie
Rating: NC-17
Pairing/Genre: Dean/Castiel ridiculous smutty crack
Spoilers: Nonspecific S4
Warnings: Um. Let’s just say, if you are a big supporter of the Flag Protection Act or similar, you will not like this story.
Length: ~2,300 words
Summary: Dean saves the world the same way ( Read more... )

fic, spn

Comments 69

lillian13 July 4 2009, 17:30:08 UTC

I was reading this while listening to our local NPR station, which is playing a great selection of summertime/semi-patriotic songs (KUT Austin), and this was perfect.

Happy 4th, you angel-macking pervert, you!

trinityofone July 4 2009, 17:35:04 UTC

Haha, c'est moi! Thank you!

Also, your icon is SO WRONG. It's awesome.

shadowhuntress July 4 2009, 17:47:34 UTC

::cracks up:: Oh that lucky poor flag. Also, Winchesternalia!!! I shall celebrate with a pie potluck!

trinityofone July 4 2009, 17:57:53 UTC

Woo! I am pleased to encourage more people to celebrate with PIE. :D

bmouse July 4 2009, 17:54:19 UTC

Barbecue and pie at my house today! And now you can grill the steaks on my blushing face.... :]

trinityofone July 4 2009, 17:56:02 UTC

I am sorry. You are right to be embarrassed to know me. ;-)

lucia_tanaka July 4 2009, 18:02:57 UTC

“I thought it was your face.”

Both Winchesters stop and turn to stare at Castiel. For a moment, he looks excessively pleased with himself;

CAAAAAS. ♥ The Winchesters were such a bad influence on him.

And poor Chuck. Sure, being the newfangled messiah sucks. Sure, having demon blood sucks. Sure, being an angel who doesn't want to follow his orders sucks. But being a prophet of the Lord sucks the most.

Very funny and awesome. 83

architeuthis July 4 2009, 18:17:16 UTC

wet towels all over the bathroom floor. He uses one of them to wipe himself clean, relieved that he doesn’t have to face the question of whether he’d have been willing to use the American flag for that purpose

I hold you personally responsible for my undignified reaction to this line. Also, my completely undignified reaction to this:

Dean puts on his best stern older brother face. “Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor, Sammy.”

“I thought that was puns.”

“I thought it was your face.”

It has not been a good ten, twenty minutes for dignity in chez Cephalopod. At least I am thoroughly entertained.