No one should ever have to go to THREE kinko's in the same day!

Jun 18, 2005 19:19

You would not believe the fuck-off day that I've had! I have trouble believing and I LIVED it! I just wanted to print off a headshot and go to an audition, wah!

(note: the links are to Google Map, which kick's MapQuest's ASS)
Home to Kinko's #1 - They had no 8x10 photo paper in the Sony Photo Print Station. Nevermind the fact that it's just 8.5x11 high glossy photo paper (this comes in handy later). So the kinko-dork tells me to make a 4x6 and make an enlarged copy on the color printer... on 8.5x11 high glossy photo paper. Turned out crap, so I didn't pay for it. In hindsight, this should've been my first clue that it was going to be a shit day. So, I ask the guy where the closest Kinko's is between here and Cutler Ridge and he tells me Dadeland and Cutler Ridge. Off to Dadeland!

Kinko's #1 to Kinko's #2 - This one didn't have a Sony Photo Print Station so Fuck All! The dork back at Kendall could've told me that. *sigh* The woman here tells me that the closest Kinko's with a photo statiion is Kendall (yeah right!) and Coral Gables. Fine, Coral Gables it is. *sigh*

Kinko's #2 to Kinko's #3 - FINALLY! But not, because I to wait for this couple who where making copies of every. baby. picture. ever! Guh! Then, the kinko-dork at this place wandered off so I couldn't print until he came back with the password for the machine. Grr. I'm finally set, so off to my audition go I!

Kinko's #3 to Fairchild Tropical Gardens - This is where the auditions were supposed to be. Note the "supposed to be". It wasn't because there was a sign posted at the parking lot entrance that it had been moved to Border's. On US-1 and 90th. *hangs head* Some one kill me, please.

Fairchild Tropical Gardens to Border's - I finally get to the curs'ed (yes, pronounce it like Shakespeare, bitches!) bookstore, and they weren't even there! Grr! I don't know what the worst part is, the fact that the audittion didn't happen or that I drove in the world's biggest circle!

Man, I love my Kinko's, why are they against me? They're close, they're fast, the guy behind the counter is soooo cute.

theatre, rage

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