I Hate Children, I think They Should Just Grow Up
So I am here starting day Two of the MarDeo experience at Ursinus. So the whole time M-cat has been telling me about this stalker person and I was like haha funny stalker, thats so cute. But homeboy like never left. He like slept in her bed last night to the point where she just got up and left..and he is still here...I am like wow if I was tryin to holla at a girl and some big black guy came to stay the weekend with her I would be like hmm let me go to my room and not get my ass kicked. But I guess my Big Blackness isn't as intimidating anymore (yay I guess) but this is crazy because he is either a really big asshole (oh I am going to cockblock hard on this Black guy I will make sure that they dont get it on) Or really hopeless (maybe if I hang around her looking sad long enough she will have pity sex with me) In either case I just dont understand why he is still here. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTB, does it exist? no.