Old joke of the day: Circus-style traffic stop

[trindajae]

Old joke of the day: A circus performer got pulled over by a cop. The cop asked why he had a bunch of machetes in the back of the car and the circus guy said he juggled them. The delighted cop asked for a demonstration.

Says a passing motorist to his passenger, "I'm sure glad I stopped drinking! Just look at the new sobriety test......"