Random giggle
Conversation between me and a buddy that started with her telling me to stop slacking off and get back to work:
Her: "Go forth and and save the city, grasshopper."
Me: "We're here to *SAVE* the city? Oh man, no wonder I've been doing so crappy on my performance evals... I thought the goal was to take over a portion of the county and rule it with an iron fist."
Her: "Personally, I have a 100% kill rate on CPR and I see no reason to change that..."
Yes, this is why I'm so weird. Everywhere I go, people just reinforce that behavior from me.
Her: "Go forth and and save the city, grasshopper."
Me: "We're here to *SAVE* the city? Oh man, no wonder I've been doing so crappy on my performance evals... I thought the goal was to take over a portion of the county and rule it with an iron fist."
Her: "Personally, I have a 100% kill rate on CPR and I see no reason to change that..."
Yes, this is why I'm so weird. Everywhere I go, people just reinforce that behavior from me.