A Headless Hannah Sighting!
Since she was accused of teaching kindergartners how to swear, life for the Hannah Montana doll has been extremely rocky.
When she was clothed and Christmassy, Hannah the Doll faced major scrutiny after a Florida mom claimed she was teaching her daughter how to swear. Of the many blogs, this article from the SunSentinel explains more.
Yesterday, Hannah the Doll was not looking well…at all.
I was catching up with friends,
when all of the sudden a Headless Hannah appeared out of nowhere!
EEEEEEK!
Six-year-old Katie had stripped the clothes off of Hannah for fear she’d get them dirty. Hmmm. To make matters worse, the doll’s head was left at the child’s home! I tried to ask for more of an explanation about the condition in which I found the toy, but Katie said she didn’t mind playing with a naked, headless Hannah. Double hmmm.
Feeling bad for the plastic icon, we tried to find her work. There had to be something a naked, headless doll could do for a living besides spew swears at children. Right?
We discovered Headless Hannah makes the perfect centerpiece. See?
Nice conversation starter. People would say you were eclectic-eccentric, even-when they came over for dinner.
You could make your very own Naked Bobble-Head with anatomically-disproportioned hotness!
It could work, people. It could work!
Whatever happened to the doll after bad publicity, I still love Miley Cyrus’s song, "The Climb." And despite claims that the toy taught a Floridian child to swear, I still think there’s a place in the world for a headless Hannah doll. Somewhere.
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