Clay's A-Z Website Rhyme

Aug 06, 2014 15:12

A is for Amazon. Just buy stuff online.
B is for Blogspot. They mostly just whine.
C is for Craigslist. Find weird stuff for free.
D is for Dailymotion. Videos, Whee!
E is for eBay. Some folks bid a lot.
F is for Facebook. Like socializing, but not.
G is for Google. Sites worry about ranking.
H is for Huffpo. Real journalism faking.
I is for Instagram. Your photos look fine.
J is for Joomla, ranked 349.
K is for Ku6, like youtube in China.
L is for Linkedin. Other skills: web designa
M is for Microsoft, product support.
N is for Neobux. Don't buy them! Abort!
O is for Onclickads. make your site money!
P is for Pinterest. Crafts! Fashion! Artisan honey!
Q is for Quora market research (ranked 394)
R is for Reddit. As in read it before.
S is for Stackoverflow. For when coding goes wrong.
T is for Twitter. Sorry, your tweet is too long.
U is for Uploaded. Get your cloud storage on.
V is for Vube. An amature music-video-athon
W is for Wikipedia. From Aachen to Zorn.
X is for Xvideos. You guessed it: porn.
Y is for Youtube. Some clips ain't half bad.
Z is for Zedo. There's always an ad.

All sites taken from list of top 100 sites in the world ranked by traffic. Except for two, for J and Q because there were none in the top 100. I like that Microsoft product support actually ranked ahead of Microsoft's main website. No need to add anything to that.

poetry, pop culture

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