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[trina_bobina]

So this essay is turning out to be the most trite piece of garbage I've ever written. This sucks. I don't even know what I can get away with with this teacher. I think she hates me, so I'm being really careful. I'm really thinking I should never write any essays ever again. I have no flow! My bagel isn't even cheering me up, and there is nothing

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[p00toilet]

Oh, man. I was totally like, "four rhymes with flour" cause I'm a fatty, and then bam! the next sentence it about flour. Awesome. Four and flour are an eye rhyme.

Also, that crappy essay I wrote about WWI-->WWII that was all Eurocentric got a 93%. Ahern even called me up while he was grading it and was all, "What kind of crap is this?" He must have been having a bad day, because somehow in my infinite wisdom I convinced him that it was good. Or maybe everyone else's essay just sucked. Anyway, hope the (at least) 7 paragraph essay turned out well enought to trick your teacher into thinking it's good. I haven't read that far up the page yet.

[trina_bobina]

You're an eye rhyme.