computer lab survey with strange questions.
1. What type of milk do you prefer?
I like the taste of whole milk but it makes me feel guilty so I settle for 2%.
2. What makes you feel like you are young again?
Whenever I'm alone with you!
3. What makes you feel like you are fun again?
See above.
4. Do you ever type "kik" instead of "lol"?
Probably.
5. Have you ever eaten Spam?
Not consciously.
6. Have you ever actually done the hokey-pokey?
If I did, it wasn't my choice.
7. Should I keep away from Runaround Sue?
Well, that's what they say.
8. Have you ever seen Barbados?
No, and neither has Tori.
9. Do you enjoy playing chess?
Not remotely.
10. Do you, too, hate those knit blankets that have a bunch of holes, and so aren't actually very warm at all?
No, I like them.
11. Do you like mayonnaise?
Usually. I like the Smashing Pumpkins song better than the condiment.
12. Have you ever been to Alaska?
Nope.
13. Have you ever thought about doing heroin?
You could say that.
14. Don't you hate people that fuck the system?
No, I usually like those people. Unless they're fucking a system I approve of.
15. Don't you hate when you are bringing a bunch of food up the stairs, and you spill it when you're almost at the top?
I've never done this.
16. How do you feel about happiness being a warm gun?
I wouldn't know about warm guns.
17. Do you think I put too many lyrics or song references into this?
I think you wish you did. And I'm onto all of them! You're not clever!
18. Do you prefer Nas or Pras?
Uh...Nas I think. But I don't know what Pras is.
19. Do you prefer Lil' Romeo or the artist formerly known as Lil Bow Wow?
Lil Bow Wow, but only because he's friends (related?) to Snoop Dogg.
20. Do you prefer Counting Crows or the Black Crowes?
...don't you know me at all? Counting Crows.
21. Do you prefer Elvis Presley or Elvis Costello?
The King. He is a model citizen.
22. Do you prefer Jennifer Lopez or Jennifer Warnes?
I'll take ANYTHING over J.Lo.
23. Do you even know who Jennifer Warnes is?
No, and I don't care.
24. Have you ever climbed a tree?
Yes, and I have the pictures to prove it.
25. Do you prefer apples, or oranges?
Oranges are better but they're a lot of work.
26. What is your favourite fast food establishment?
Sonic, obviously.
27. Is it just me, or is it cool to suddenly be like "Man, I miss Nine Inch Nails"?
It's just you.
28. Have you ever seen Natural Born Killers?
No.
29. What do you think of Britney's "daring" new songs and looks?
She's so ridiculous.
30. Do you like fried chicken?
Breast, not wings or thighs.
31. If you had a heart, what colour would it be?
BLACK.
32. What do you think of marijuana?
Never tried it. No interest. But I think it should be legalized and controlled like alcohol. People are going to do it anyway, might as well tax it instead of spending so much money on this "war on drugs" right?
33. Do you like Dunkin' Donuts?
Not particularly.
34. Is Beyonce really going to make it on her own?
Sure.
35. Have you ever seen any Tim Burton movies?
Yep.
36. Have you ever eaten fettucine alfredo?
Yes!
37. Does anyone even say "Holla" anymore?
I feel like I've heard someone say it recently but I don't remember who it was. Maybe Joel?
38. Do you enjoy Family Guy?
Never seen it.
39. Do you enjoy anime?
I like Spirited Away.
40. Are you cool?
Ice cold.
I like the taste of whole milk but it makes me feel guilty so I settle for 2%.
2. What makes you feel like you are young again?
Whenever I'm alone with you!
3. What makes you feel like you are fun again?
See above.
4. Do you ever type "kik" instead of "lol"?
Probably.
5. Have you ever eaten Spam?
Not consciously.
6. Have you ever actually done the hokey-pokey?
If I did, it wasn't my choice.
7. Should I keep away from Runaround Sue?
Well, that's what they say.
8. Have you ever seen Barbados?
No, and neither has Tori.
9. Do you enjoy playing chess?
Not remotely.
10. Do you, too, hate those knit blankets that have a bunch of holes, and so aren't actually very warm at all?
No, I like them.
11. Do you like mayonnaise?
Usually. I like the Smashing Pumpkins song better than the condiment.
12. Have you ever been to Alaska?
Nope.
13. Have you ever thought about doing heroin?
You could say that.
14. Don't you hate people that fuck the system?
No, I usually like those people. Unless they're fucking a system I approve of.
15. Don't you hate when you are bringing a bunch of food up the stairs, and you spill it when you're almost at the top?
I've never done this.
16. How do you feel about happiness being a warm gun?
I wouldn't know about warm guns.
17. Do you think I put too many lyrics or song references into this?
I think you wish you did. And I'm onto all of them! You're not clever!
18. Do you prefer Nas or Pras?
Uh...Nas I think. But I don't know what Pras is.
19. Do you prefer Lil' Romeo or the artist formerly known as Lil Bow Wow?
Lil Bow Wow, but only because he's friends (related?) to Snoop Dogg.
20. Do you prefer Counting Crows or the Black Crowes?
...don't you know me at all? Counting Crows.
21. Do you prefer Elvis Presley or Elvis Costello?
The King. He is a model citizen.
22. Do you prefer Jennifer Lopez or Jennifer Warnes?
I'll take ANYTHING over J.Lo.
23. Do you even know who Jennifer Warnes is?
No, and I don't care.
24. Have you ever climbed a tree?
Yes, and I have the pictures to prove it.
25. Do you prefer apples, or oranges?
Oranges are better but they're a lot of work.
26. What is your favourite fast food establishment?
Sonic, obviously.
27. Is it just me, or is it cool to suddenly be like "Man, I miss Nine Inch Nails"?
It's just you.
28. Have you ever seen Natural Born Killers?
No.
29. What do you think of Britney's "daring" new songs and looks?
She's so ridiculous.
30. Do you like fried chicken?
Breast, not wings or thighs.
31. If you had a heart, what colour would it be?
BLACK.
32. What do you think of marijuana?
Never tried it. No interest. But I think it should be legalized and controlled like alcohol. People are going to do it anyway, might as well tax it instead of spending so much money on this "war on drugs" right?
33. Do you like Dunkin' Donuts?
Not particularly.
34. Is Beyonce really going to make it on her own?
Sure.
35. Have you ever seen any Tim Burton movies?
Yep.
36. Have you ever eaten fettucine alfredo?
Yes!
37. Does anyone even say "Holla" anymore?
I feel like I've heard someone say it recently but I don't remember who it was. Maybe Joel?
38. Do you enjoy Family Guy?
Never seen it.
39. Do you enjoy anime?
I like Spirited Away.
40. Are you cool?
Ice cold.