True Blood 2x06
Uh... meep?
Soooo....
In Fundiesville, the following things have become apparent:
a) Steve Newlin really is BATSHIT INSANE.
b) Steve Newlin is also Really Not A Nice Guy At All.
c) Sarah Newlin has Hidden Depths. She is still a fundie, but she's a nice fundie. With something resembling a brain.
d) I am very, very, very scared of what's going on at that church.
e) OK, yes, I was imagining what would happen if Jason saw Sookie'n'Hugo when they were visiting the Church. It was... interesting.
f) Sarah/Jason? Shippin' it like it's my job, folks.
g) Jason Stackhouse: abstinent does not sound good. At all. It sounds like a violation of the natural order. Which is not good.
Dallas:
Not so much of the Badass Dallas Vampires this week. :(
On the other hand, we DID get awesome, blood-drenched, surprisingly hot flashbacks to Bill in the 20s. Not sure about this Lorena, but we'll see. We'll just have to stock up on the stakes, y/y?
OH, I almost forgot.... Hoyt. Who also has Hidden Depths of Awesome, it would seem. And yep, still rocking Hoyt/Jessica here
Not much Eric this week either. :( But he got to be snarky and a bit scary and possessive, at least.
Bon Temps/Merlotte's/Random Clearings in the Woods:
We-ell...
a) Andy needs to stop adding to Lafayette's PTSD. As of, like, yesterday.
(OMG, Lafayette's seeing Andy with Eric's face - or as I call it, Ericandy - was the most fucked-up thing ever.)
b) At this point I would just like to give Lafayette a really big hug.
c) And Terry, too. Seriously. Because Terry also has Hidden Depths of Awesome.
d) Uh... *snort* Arlene is not mysterious. Arlene is great, but she's the least mysterious person I've seen for a loooooong time.
e) DAMN. Fuck, I knew Daphne was too good to be true.
f) To repeat something I say on a weekly basis these days... What. The. Fuck is Maryann DOING?
g) Eggs needs a hug too.
h) Aw, hell no. No-one - I repeat, NO-ONE - is hurting Sam. Got that? NO-ONE.
i) So, uh, what the hell? Pam telling Lafayette that Eric wants him to sell V again? Hmm. Methinks something hinky happening there.
Soooo....
In Fundiesville, the following things have become apparent:
a) Steve Newlin really is BATSHIT INSANE.
b) Steve Newlin is also Really Not A Nice Guy At All.
c) Sarah Newlin has Hidden Depths. She is still a fundie, but she's a nice fundie. With something resembling a brain.
d) I am very, very, very scared of what's going on at that church.
e) OK, yes, I was imagining what would happen if Jason saw Sookie'n'Hugo when they were visiting the Church. It was... interesting.
f) Sarah/Jason? Shippin' it like it's my job, folks.
g) Jason Stackhouse: abstinent does not sound good. At all. It sounds like a violation of the natural order. Which is not good.
Dallas:
Not so much of the Badass Dallas Vampires this week. :(
On the other hand, we DID get awesome, blood-drenched, surprisingly hot flashbacks to Bill in the 20s. Not sure about this Lorena, but we'll see. We'll just have to stock up on the stakes, y/y?
OH, I almost forgot.... Hoyt. Who also has Hidden Depths of Awesome, it would seem. And yep, still rocking Hoyt/Jessica here
Not much Eric this week either. :( But he got to be snarky and a bit scary and possessive, at least.
Bon Temps/Merlotte's/Random Clearings in the Woods:
We-ell...
a) Andy needs to stop adding to Lafayette's PTSD. As of, like, yesterday.
(OMG, Lafayette's seeing Andy with Eric's face - or as I call it, Ericandy - was the most fucked-up thing ever.)
b) At this point I would just like to give Lafayette a really big hug.
c) And Terry, too. Seriously. Because Terry also has Hidden Depths of Awesome.
d) Uh... *snort* Arlene is not mysterious. Arlene is great, but she's the least mysterious person I've seen for a loooooong time.
e) DAMN. Fuck, I knew Daphne was too good to be true.
f) To repeat something I say on a weekly basis these days... What. The. Fuck is Maryann DOING?
g) Eggs needs a hug too.
h) Aw, hell no. No-one - I repeat, NO-ONE - is hurting Sam. Got that? NO-ONE.
i) So, uh, what the hell? Pam telling Lafayette that Eric wants him to sell V again? Hmm. Methinks something hinky happening there.