Well, that's something new...

[trillianastra]

There are many rumours about Lady Gaga.

None of them, though, beat this:

http://vigilantcitizen.com/?p=3423

(found via a link on the JREF website)

Apparently, she's a shill for the Illuminati.

Yes, that Illuminati. Excuse me, I have to go bash my head against a wall now...