The Joker tumbled along behind, offering commentary.. Dear fuck. O_O Okay, I admit I laughed at the old-lady-heart-attack thing… “Miss me?” he said.
Batman gave him a karate chop in the throat. ROFL Batman had always kind of suspected there was something a little inhuman about the Joker OH GOD, IS JOKER PART ZOMBIE??? IS HE???!?!?!?! “Complete clusterfuck, sir,” the police officer said. This struck me as immensely hilarious. I think it’s the “sir” tacked on to the end that did it. :DDDD Batman thought that, if he couldn’t take down one piddling little zombie, he probably shouldn’t be a vigilante anymore. LOL! It’s on page 4 of the Vigilante Handbook. Right after, “How to Make a Sweet Disguise” and before “Kickass Pithy Comebacks 101.” Oh god, Joker’s the Omega Man! Wow…the sex scene was hot. More importantly, it was believable. Totally in character, especially this: What a fucking lovely thing you are, fuck me, come on-- UNF! “Want me to take care of it, if it comes up?” This…guh. This just really got me. I LOVE fics where they come to some rapport, where Joker agrees to help Bats and this is the most intimate help he can give him (esp after Batman’s promise that only *he* gets to kill Joker.) It’s twisted but so totally them.
I so seriously want to just kiss your face off. <3 What lovely comments. :) I'm so, so happy you liked it. I'm grinning like a fool right now. :D :D :D :D
I totally forgot about Omega Man, ahhh! Since it was inadvertent, it's not really a rip-off, yes? Lol.
Dear fuck. O_O
Okay, I admit I laughed at the old-lady-heart-attack thing…
“Miss me?” he said.
Batman gave him a karate chop in the throat.
ROFL
Batman had always kind of suspected there was something a little inhuman about the Joker
OH GOD, IS JOKER PART ZOMBIE??? IS HE???!?!?!?!
“Complete clusterfuck, sir,” the police officer said.
This struck me as immensely hilarious. I think it’s the “sir” tacked on to the end that did it. :DDDD
Batman thought that, if he couldn’t take down one piddling little zombie, he probably shouldn’t be a vigilante anymore.
LOL! It’s on page 4 of the Vigilante Handbook. Right after, “How to Make a Sweet Disguise” and before “Kickass Pithy Comebacks 101.”
Oh god, Joker’s the Omega Man!
Wow…the sex scene was hot. More importantly, it was believable. Totally in character, especially this: What a fucking lovely thing you are, fuck me, come on-- UNF!
“Want me to take care of it, if it comes up?”
This…guh. This just really got me. I LOVE fics where they come to some rapport, where Joker agrees to help Bats and this is the most intimate help he can give him (esp after Batman’s promise that only *he* gets to kill Joker.) It’s twisted but so totally them.
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I totally forgot about Omega Man, ahhh! Since it was inadvertent, it's not really a rip-off, yes? Lol.
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