So I'm sitting here, reading Merlin/Arthur fic (stuff by
seperis ; highly recommended), watching old Superman cartoons out of the corner of my eye, when I notice that Lex Luthor has constructed a time machine that will let him speak to the greatest wizard of the ancient world. Merlin, of course. And what does Merlin do? Give Lex a recipe for magic marbles that will turn him into an eight-year-old so he can do crime without being suspected.
Wut.