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Just spent an hour listening to some kid and his girlfriend screaming at each other in the lot behind my apartment. Something about how she added so and so on facebook, and he wouldn't have cared, except then his best friend told him something else, and he was friends with Rhonda, and she told his that this dude was adding his girlfriend, so he looked through her phone, and she had a bunch of people he didn't like on myspace, and you tell me to trust you but how can I when you do untrustworthy things, and I'm not lying to you, shut the fuck up, blah blah blah.
Never have I heard so many f-bombs dropped into a single argument. Memorably, he actually called her a "fucking fuck-face fuck-head." She responded in kind. It was terribly amusing, but I was about three seconds away from going outside and yelling at them to shut up, or asking them to come closer so I could properly hear what they were saying.
My dogs wanted to run out and see what all the commotion was about, and Charlotte just about picked up and ran off with the kid's phone when the girl hurled it across the school field right next door. GOD, am I glad I went from childhood to adulthood without traversing the pimply ground in-between.
Never have I heard so many f-bombs dropped into a single argument. Memorably, he actually called her a "fucking fuck-face fuck-head." She responded in kind. It was terribly amusing, but I was about three seconds away from going outside and yelling at them to shut up, or asking them to come closer so I could properly hear what they were saying.
My dogs wanted to run out and see what all the commotion was about, and Charlotte just about picked up and ran off with the kid's phone when the girl hurled it across the school field right next door. GOD, am I glad I went from childhood to adulthood without traversing the pimply ground in-between.