(no subject)
Customer approaches me at work, a plastic bottle waggling at her wrist. "Do you people have a recycle bin?" she asks.
Sure do! It's right next to the counter.
"...where are your other bins? You only have ONE?"
Yes?
"WHAT. One bin?! Well you're supposed to have more! In FACT, the LAW says you should have more, so you better go GET more or next time the POLICE will be standing here telling you, NOT me!" *stomp stomp stomp*
...
*sigh* Goddammit California. Stop making me envy the enemy team.
P.S. I don't buy individually portioned water in the first place, which means you're constantly playing catch-up to me in the carbon game, Doctor Blight. I also didn't drive here in a SUV.
Sure do! It's right next to the counter.
"...where are your other bins? You only have ONE?"
Yes?
"WHAT. One bin?! Well you're supposed to have more! In FACT, the LAW says you should have more, so you better go GET more or next time the POLICE will be standing here telling you, NOT me!" *stomp stomp stomp*
...
*sigh* Goddammit California. Stop making me envy the enemy team.
P.S. I don't buy individually portioned water in the first place, which means you're constantly playing catch-up to me in the carbon game, Doctor Blight. I also didn't drive here in a SUV.