get right with Steve

[trikotomy]

PivettaOpera1: This Noah is accused of killing two of every animal!
trikotomi: hehe
trikotomi: a lesser-known, smaller apocalypse occurs
trikotomi: with an anti-Noah
PivettaOpera1: smaller apocalypse
PivettaOpera1: awesome
PivettaOpera1: Everyone experiences a minor inconvience!
trikotomi: the 4 midget ponymen of the apocalypse:
trikotomi: motion sickness, shitty microwave breakfast, interpersonal conflict, and abnormal sleep pattern
PivettaOpera1: Awesome
PivettaOpera1: it will be started by the not-quite-christ
trikotomi: rivers will turn to algae, the skies will rain rain, and warlike hobos will harass morning commuters in the land of Israel
trikotomi: yes
trikotomi: the second coming of Steve
PivettaOpera1: hehehehe
trikotomi: one of the books that didn't quite make it into the bible
trikotomi: THE GOSPEL OF STEVE
trikotomi: steve was severely inconvenienced for your sins
trikotomi: by the romans
PivettaOpera1: heheheh