April 8th:
"I'm still hoping for a genetically related grandchild,
preferably before I shuffle off this mortal coil. Hope
you will do better than your siblings in this regard."
May 17th:
"I think it is time you found a serious girlfriend."
Uh… hmm. How to put this… even if I weren't opposed to the perpetuation of human life and didn't want to force another generation to play the lottery with my poison genes… I'm just not a girlfriend sort of person.
Yeeeah.