Doom VI: Doom 2000 Xtreme in Space
It's always good when you turn on the news and the weather man says "I've never seen this before". The diabolical clouds, thought previously to have been on the retreat, have cunningly flanked California and redoubled their attack in the form of another week-long thunderstorm, making this "the wettest year in California ever". "Level 5" this, "evacuation" that, and so on. There's a flash flood warning for all of Los Angeles, golf-ball sized hail is putting dents in cars, and evidently San Diego has a tornado problem. I understand that many places in America get weather worse than this on a regular basis, but what California lacks in quality, it works hard to make up for in quantity. Fires, floods, droughts, tornados, tsunamis, plagues, earthquakes... California is like some kind of biblical sample platter, and I, frankly, am tired of being jerked around by God. He needs to pick one disaster and stick with it, and stop using us as His catastrophic guinea pig.
Here, have an accident.
The vehicle was removed, but the aftermath remains. The driver was described as "confused". A trivia question: How many squad cars does it take to handle an accident? Answer: As many as they've got when you crash next to a police station.
Die, tree! The crash began where the little car to the left of the man's head is, and the nearby power box (see below) originated from where the yellow hydrant is.
Die, other tree!
Die, sign!
Die, box!
Die, place where the box came from!
Die, shrubs!
Die, flowerbed!
And this was before the rain struck.
Here, have an accident.
The vehicle was removed, but the aftermath remains. The driver was described as "confused". A trivia question: How many squad cars does it take to handle an accident? Answer: As many as they've got when you crash next to a police station.
Die, tree! The crash began where the little car to the left of the man's head is, and the nearby power box (see below) originated from where the yellow hydrant is.
Die, other tree!
Die, sign!
Die, box!
Die, place where the box came from!
Die, shrubs!
Die, flowerbed!
And this was before the rain struck.