so yesterday, when the red sox won the world series
i called up my dad. "dad!" i say, "we won!"
"we did?" he says.
"yeah," i say, "weren't you watching?"
"ahhh, i shut it off about the 7th. but i figured we won because cars were driving by honking."
he shut it off when my favorite little man, orlando cabrera was up at bat, 2 outs bases loaded. he wanted that grand slam, SO BAD, my little man. Sigh.
but the forces of nature have shifted and no one knows which way's up anymore. what the heck are the people in boston going to talk about?
"we did?" he says.
"yeah," i say, "weren't you watching?"
"ahhh, i shut it off about the 7th. but i figured we won because cars were driving by honking."
he shut it off when my favorite little man, orlando cabrera was up at bat, 2 outs bases loaded. he wanted that grand slam, SO BAD, my little man. Sigh.
but the forces of nature have shifted and no one knows which way's up anymore. what the heck are the people in boston going to talk about?