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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Thursday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In February I bought porn for mostdefinitely (-10 points). In September I helped batteredhalo see the light (8 points). In October I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been nice (310 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
triedandtrue