May 25, 2005 20:48
Over the weekend, I got into a fight. Right now, my elbow is all scraped up -- its got a nice scab on a large round part and the rest of that arm is bruised and cut up, especially at the wrist. I also have a scab on my leg, and a really nice welt on my ass. That was from one hit. I may not have done much damage, but I sure as hell won. I got up and walked away, pretty much walking on top of my opponent. A second even jumped in to try to help his buddy, but there was no way I was to be stopped! In fact, I probably hurt him more than his friend. Some of you know I've been taking Muay Thai as well as Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. I can't say that either helped me one bit in this fight, other than maybe the conditioning aspect of each.
All this over a fricken skateboard.
And by that, I mean I found my old skateboard and tested it out. Riding down a killer hill, the board started to wobble and I lost control of steering. Then I ate curb. Took one step before I hit, supermanned across the grass and the sidewalk stopped me. Got up and walked away. Bastard ground, that should teach it to mess with me.