north carolina.

[trickymartin]

First it's the birds attacking people. They said on NPR not to freak out because it's the weird weather, the lateness of spring that's making our North Carolina wildlife crazy. Calm down, wipe the blood off your face. Get in the house.
There might be a frost this weekend, next weekend. May. June. July.
There needs to be a Farmer's Almanac Special Edition: WTF?
I mean, really.