Riida needs to have his own spotlight. - Oneshot-
Title: Lock your windows and doors
Author: trickylady
Pairing[s]: a few.
Rating: R-ish. slight smut.
Genre: Crack mostly. Some gratuitous smut, though.
Summary: News, never watch the news. That's what Jun wants to tell Ohno.
Disclaimer: Sue me if you must, but I'm not worth much.
Notes: Jen~san, someone whom I don't get to speak with a lot anymore, gave me the idea. [Just from saying 'Murder'. LOL.] No, it's not a horror fic, don't worry. xD I almost didn't finish this, damn those josei jishin pics. @_@;;;
Lock your windows and doors
Jun wished Sho wasn't a newscaster.
Not because he wasn't fully capable of being one, not because he didn't fit the part, but because it involved the eldest watching the news. Ohno watching the news, although it was to support Sho, was kind of like a horror film director getting to see a killer in action, but less gruesome and a bit more traumatic. Ohno's mind was easily corrupted, easily swayed (kind of like how quickly he could get hypnotized on that one uda uda episode).
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Lazily, remote in hand, Riida flicked through the channels. He wanted to compare his impressive Sho to all the other dull newscasters he could find. There it was, a story serious with a captivating headline.
Murderer on the loose, sexuality unknown.
He propped up in his seat, turning up the volume slightly, interest gleaming in his eyes. This was just the story he was waiting for. A report so exciting but with a newscaster so boring, it made the listener change the channel before the end.
He listened, blinking -- once, twice and then not at all.
The killer has been identified as an androgynous male. Their whereabouts in Tokyo still unknown. Therefore it is best to be accompanied by someone if you must go outside during late hours.
Ohno heard enough.
Shutting the TV, eyes unusually wide and fingernails scratching a dent in his leather couch, he quickly rushed to his door - making sure it was locked. There was no leaving his apartment, he convinced himself so much he repeated it.
But, he wondered how Arashi were. Ohno hoped they were alive and kicking and not walking about carelessly. Then suddenly, a thought popped into his mind. A perfect plan he concocted within a few seconds of meditation. (He probably should have thought it over a bit longer though.)
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"Come over please."
"But, whyyyyy? I'm busy playing with my new kitty. Her name is spotty dotty and she feels like sil--"
Riida quickly cut Aiba off, trying to press the matter. Showing a side of himself they'd never seen - him who was usually so cool and composed - getting upset and feeling like he had to protect his members.
"Aiba, just pack some important stuff and come over for a while. I'm begging you." Ohno's eyes drooped, trying to make the younger man feel his emotion through the telephone. "And hurry."
"Ok-Okay. I'll be there soon." He smiled, nervously, hanging up slowly.
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"Oi, Captain, just 'cause we live in Tokyo doesn't mean we're gonna bump into the killer." Nino laughed, surprised how quickly Ohno's slight anxiety escalated into full-on paranoia. All with just one news report.
"It's no laughing matter, please just listen. You can grope me as much as you want and I won't complain." Leader, forcing a smile onto his face, trying to convince Nino.
"Well since you put it that way--" Nino quickly picked up a bag and started filling it with his video games and clothes. "--Just how long is a little while?"
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"Sho, did you see that bulletin?" Ohno knew he watched a lot of different channels, trying to see the good and the bad of his competition.
"Lemme guess, you're afraid something might happen to me?" There was no sign of irritation in his voice, it was simply a question.
"I am. So, will you stay at my place for a while?" Ohno hoped his tone of voice was soft and worried enough to make Sho want to come of his own free will.
"I'm--" Stopping his car and pulling out the key, to cease the engine noises. "--already downstairs."
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"Is this Sho's fault in any way? Did he tell you to watch?" Obviously annoyed at the whole situation, Jun fought his emotions, trying to keep himself calm. But this was Ohno he was talking to; sweet, caring and always at ease.
"Well--" He started, but was quickly cut off when Jun growled loudly on the other end. Startled he tried to continue. "--Please just, just this once, act as though I'm your leader."
A long sigh was Jun's response, picking up his fancy new Gucci bag, he answered hesitantly. "I'll--be there soon."
And that was it. He was feeling better already knowing they'd soon be all together again.
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They all arrived, amazingly, two minutes and 25 seconds apart. (Not that he was really counting or anything. Who would really waste their time on such details, unless their name was Aiba.)
Ohno felt liberated already, he quickly shuffled to find his slippers, trying to run towards them and show his gratitude. When he finally found his left pink polka dotted dinosaur slipper (a present he received from Jun as a joke. Who knew he'd like them so much.), they'd all gone different ways.
Except the youngest, who dropped himself, almost seeming unconscious, onto the living room couch. His sunglasses carefully placed in his dark tresses at the top of his head, he put an arm on the back of the sofa.
"Come'ere Oh~chan." He said, a smirk already on his face spreading like a disease.
"Hmm?" Ohno said, dropping himself next to the taller of the two. Jumping a bit when an arm made it's way around his shoulders, pulling him closer.
Jun picked up his bag on the glass table in front of them, searching around in it for a few seconds and grabbing hold of something metal. His eyes narrowed, licking his lips and moving closer to Riida.
"Wanna try something out? I got them for Christmas." Surprisingly near his elder, he exhaled onto his neck softly. Eyes twinkling with excitement, he tugged at the edge of them, trying to give Ohno a glimpse of what was hidden inside.
But before Jun could show the handcuffs to him properly, he jumped up from his seat, backing away towards his bathroom. "Ju-Jun, p-put that away. I don't see any reason you'd need to use it."
"Eh? Wha--" Without allowing Jun to explain it was his cuffs, something Nino bought for Christmas (and secretly fantasized about trying), Ohno locked himself in the bathroom.
Breathing so heavily and heart beating so fast against his chest, he didn't hear the water sounds in the shower, thus he was startled to find Sho inside. Hair wet and dripping onto the cold tiles of the floor, Sho smiled, confusion almost too present in his eyes.
"What's up Oh~chan?" He said between scraping sounds, coming from inside the shower. (Almost like a lice-infested child scratching the annoyance away. But Ohno tried to shake the image, before he got more paranoid than he needed to be.)
"Well--" Interrogations filling his mind, he couldn't think what he was going to answer. It was suppose to be something along the lines of Jun is the killer and tried to seduce me so he could later kill me, but I'm okay for now. But somehow ended up differently. "--What are you scratching? Sounds painful."
"Hmm, well, maybe if you look you'll understand more." Sho said, eyes looking guilty, lashes fluttering lower. He pulled the shower curtain enough for Ohno to see his legs (among other things that just so happened to be attached, something of which he was quite jealous).
To his surprise and horror, Sho was shaving his legs. The scraping sounds being his hair, so thick and long, it put up a struggle against the handheld machine.
"Why--Why do you have a shaver with you? And since when do you shave?" A hint of fear growing inside Ohno, he moved away from Sho, his hand grabbing the doorknob.
"It's quite a story really--" The younger man giggled a bit, grabbing a towel and wrapping it around his waist. "--You see, Nino wants to do something, and I wanted to prevent it so--
But Ohno had already turned the knob and closed the door rapidly behind himself. And suddenly, Ow came from the man in front of him. They had bumped into each other, accidentally. Blinking so slowly it seemed a hassle, Nino's mouth curled into a grin. This, he was used to, but there was something else -- pointy and silver -- that bothered him.
"Ojiichan, get outta the way." Tweezers in hand, he was preparing to pluck whatever body hair he could find on Sho until he was satisfied (which may be never, unless Sho finally gave into his chair-sex fantasy).
"Gladly!" The leader, feeling vulnerable and in danger, said before scooting off into the kitchen to drink some water.
There stood Aiba, glass of water in hand, sipping away in a juvenile fashion. He put out a hand for Ohno's. They did this a lot, when one seemed upset about something, the other would comfort them with a hand to hold.
Only, this time, Aiba had decided to share a funny story in an attempt to try and help.
"Riida, I was watching a documentary on kangaroos before and ya know what?" But it wasn't really a question because he would share the information no matter the reply. "Gray kangaroos can jump up to 44 feet. Isn't it awesome?"
Ohno nodded, feeling that he was finally calming down from all the earlier excitement. Although if Aiba hadn't tried to jump as far as kangaroos could (especially still holding his water), causing him to drop his glass and breaking it into 5 large pieces, he would have felt better.
Aiba picked one up, showing it to his leader. "This looks like your hair in the morning, ha!" A smile, contagiously spread from one end of his mouth to the other. "Look!" He pushed it a little too close to Ohno's face at that point.
All Riida could manage was a squeak before running towards him room in sheer terror. He tried to convince himself he was imagining it and that his friends were not the androgynous killer and that Sho's manhood wasn't that impressive. (But that was another story.) He locked the door behind him.
Ohno decided it was time to call his mom. His red mickey mouse receiver in hand (yet another present), he dialed carefully.
"Okaasan, my friends are acting strange."
"And? They're still your friends and they love you."
"But, what about the killer?"
"If it were one of them, you'd be dead already. You're just always so spaced-out Ohno dear."
Even if that kind of hurt his feelings, he knew it was true. He said goodbye, blowing a kiss to her and hanging up gently. A smile, slowly but surely, made it's way onto his face.
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Ten minutes passed before he decided he needed to trust his friends again. Ten minutes wasn't such a long time to ponder about if your friends wanted to murder you or not, was it? He was uncertain, but at least he felt relieved when he saw them all watching a movie.
Aiba leaning hid head over on Sho, their hands intertwined, they whispered to each other. And on the other side, Nino sat on Jun's lap, long black fingernails holding his waist secure. It was almost picture perfect, all that was missing was himself.
Sho pecked Aiba on the cheek before getting off the couch, he still had his towel wrapped around him. Aiba blushed, Sho's lips so soft and almost feather-like against his skin. He purred, looking at how comfortable Nino was in Jun's lap.
Sho, surprised but happy Ohno was out of his room, wrapped an arm around his shoulder, tapping him a bit. Too scared to say anything, Ohno let Nino run away with Sho's towel, throwing it out the closest window. (Later, Nino regretted it, remembering it was actually Ohno's.)
"Ah--" That's all Sho could say really, with 4 pairs of eyes gawking at him, it was hard to think clearly. (Along with other hard things.) "--I'm gonna assassinate you Nino."
Ohno would have been afraid, if it weren't for how cute Sho's reddened cheeks looked when he had said it. Nino laughed loudly, running to hide behind Jun and Aiba.
"First one to make Sho moan, gets to ride him like a horse." Jun said, without even thinking about it for a split second. Aiba eyes turned to him, hitting him on the head softly.
But, what happened after, shocked them all.
Ohno sneakily dropped to the ground, swallowing Sho's entirety. A loud moan stubbornly escaped his lips, Riida had proven once more that he was worthy of his title.
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"There's something poking my side, ow. Move it."
Everyone's eyes were still closed when Jun complained. Nino laughed when he realized he fell asleep with his tweezers. He dropped them to the floor, it noisily chimed when it hit the ground.
A roar of laughter filling the room when they realized what it was.
They had all fallen asleep, barely dressed, in Ohno's bed. Legs wrapped around each other, heads leaning against toned chests, fingers grasping others. It was picture perfect, it was the real them.
Arashi, together forever.
"Hey! Why are my feet handcuffed to the bed?" Ohno, partially in a daze, struggled to get out of them. Jun couldn't resist using them, at least once.
~Later
Author: trickylady
Pairing[s]: a few.
Rating: R-ish. slight smut.
Genre: Crack mostly. Some gratuitous smut, though.
Summary: News, never watch the news. That's what Jun wants to tell Ohno.
Disclaimer: Sue me if you must, but I'm not worth much.
Notes: Jen~san, someone whom I don't get to speak with a lot anymore, gave me the idea. [Just from saying 'Murder'. LOL.] No, it's not a horror fic, don't worry. xD I almost didn't finish this, damn those josei jishin pics. @_@;;;
Lock your windows and doors
Jun wished Sho wasn't a newscaster.
Not because he wasn't fully capable of being one, not because he didn't fit the part, but because it involved the eldest watching the news. Ohno watching the news, although it was to support Sho, was kind of like a horror film director getting to see a killer in action, but less gruesome and a bit more traumatic. Ohno's mind was easily corrupted, easily swayed (kind of like how quickly he could get hypnotized on that one uda uda episode).
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Lazily, remote in hand, Riida flicked through the channels. He wanted to compare his impressive Sho to all the other dull newscasters he could find. There it was, a story serious with a captivating headline.
Murderer on the loose, sexuality unknown.
He propped up in his seat, turning up the volume slightly, interest gleaming in his eyes. This was just the story he was waiting for. A report so exciting but with a newscaster so boring, it made the listener change the channel before the end.
He listened, blinking -- once, twice and then not at all.
The killer has been identified as an androgynous male. Their whereabouts in Tokyo still unknown. Therefore it is best to be accompanied by someone if you must go outside during late hours.
Ohno heard enough.
Shutting the TV, eyes unusually wide and fingernails scratching a dent in his leather couch, he quickly rushed to his door - making sure it was locked. There was no leaving his apartment, he convinced himself so much he repeated it.
But, he wondered how Arashi were. Ohno hoped they were alive and kicking and not walking about carelessly. Then suddenly, a thought popped into his mind. A perfect plan he concocted within a few seconds of meditation. (He probably should have thought it over a bit longer though.)
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"Come over please."
"But, whyyyyy? I'm busy playing with my new kitty. Her name is spotty dotty and she feels like sil--"
Riida quickly cut Aiba off, trying to press the matter. Showing a side of himself they'd never seen - him who was usually so cool and composed - getting upset and feeling like he had to protect his members.
"Aiba, just pack some important stuff and come over for a while. I'm begging you." Ohno's eyes drooped, trying to make the younger man feel his emotion through the telephone. "And hurry."
"Ok-Okay. I'll be there soon." He smiled, nervously, hanging up slowly.
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"Oi, Captain, just 'cause we live in Tokyo doesn't mean we're gonna bump into the killer." Nino laughed, surprised how quickly Ohno's slight anxiety escalated into full-on paranoia. All with just one news report.
"It's no laughing matter, please just listen. You can grope me as much as you want and I won't complain." Leader, forcing a smile onto his face, trying to convince Nino.
"Well since you put it that way--" Nino quickly picked up a bag and started filling it with his video games and clothes. "--Just how long is a little while?"
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"Sho, did you see that bulletin?" Ohno knew he watched a lot of different channels, trying to see the good and the bad of his competition.
"Lemme guess, you're afraid something might happen to me?" There was no sign of irritation in his voice, it was simply a question.
"I am. So, will you stay at my place for a while?" Ohno hoped his tone of voice was soft and worried enough to make Sho want to come of his own free will.
"I'm--" Stopping his car and pulling out the key, to cease the engine noises. "--already downstairs."
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"Is this Sho's fault in any way? Did he tell you to watch?" Obviously annoyed at the whole situation, Jun fought his emotions, trying to keep himself calm. But this was Ohno he was talking to; sweet, caring and always at ease.
"Well--" He started, but was quickly cut off when Jun growled loudly on the other end. Startled he tried to continue. "--Please just, just this once, act as though I'm your leader."
A long sigh was Jun's response, picking up his fancy new Gucci bag, he answered hesitantly. "I'll--be there soon."
And that was it. He was feeling better already knowing they'd soon be all together again.
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They all arrived, amazingly, two minutes and 25 seconds apart. (Not that he was really counting or anything. Who would really waste their time on such details, unless their name was Aiba.)
Ohno felt liberated already, he quickly shuffled to find his slippers, trying to run towards them and show his gratitude. When he finally found his left pink polka dotted dinosaur slipper (a present he received from Jun as a joke. Who knew he'd like them so much.), they'd all gone different ways.
Except the youngest, who dropped himself, almost seeming unconscious, onto the living room couch. His sunglasses carefully placed in his dark tresses at the top of his head, he put an arm on the back of the sofa.
"Come'ere Oh~chan." He said, a smirk already on his face spreading like a disease.
"Hmm?" Ohno said, dropping himself next to the taller of the two. Jumping a bit when an arm made it's way around his shoulders, pulling him closer.
Jun picked up his bag on the glass table in front of them, searching around in it for a few seconds and grabbing hold of something metal. His eyes narrowed, licking his lips and moving closer to Riida.
"Wanna try something out? I got them for Christmas." Surprisingly near his elder, he exhaled onto his neck softly. Eyes twinkling with excitement, he tugged at the edge of them, trying to give Ohno a glimpse of what was hidden inside.
But before Jun could show the handcuffs to him properly, he jumped up from his seat, backing away towards his bathroom. "Ju-Jun, p-put that away. I don't see any reason you'd need to use it."
"Eh? Wha--" Without allowing Jun to explain it was his cuffs, something Nino bought for Christmas (and secretly fantasized about trying), Ohno locked himself in the bathroom.
Breathing so heavily and heart beating so fast against his chest, he didn't hear the water sounds in the shower, thus he was startled to find Sho inside. Hair wet and dripping onto the cold tiles of the floor, Sho smiled, confusion almost too present in his eyes.
"What's up Oh~chan?" He said between scraping sounds, coming from inside the shower. (Almost like a lice-infested child scratching the annoyance away. But Ohno tried to shake the image, before he got more paranoid than he needed to be.)
"Well--" Interrogations filling his mind, he couldn't think what he was going to answer. It was suppose to be something along the lines of Jun is the killer and tried to seduce me so he could later kill me, but I'm okay for now. But somehow ended up differently. "--What are you scratching? Sounds painful."
"Hmm, well, maybe if you look you'll understand more." Sho said, eyes looking guilty, lashes fluttering lower. He pulled the shower curtain enough for Ohno to see his legs (among other things that just so happened to be attached, something of which he was quite jealous).
To his surprise and horror, Sho was shaving his legs. The scraping sounds being his hair, so thick and long, it put up a struggle against the handheld machine.
"Why--Why do you have a shaver with you? And since when do you shave?" A hint of fear growing inside Ohno, he moved away from Sho, his hand grabbing the doorknob.
"It's quite a story really--" The younger man giggled a bit, grabbing a towel and wrapping it around his waist. "--You see, Nino wants to do something, and I wanted to prevent it so--
But Ohno had already turned the knob and closed the door rapidly behind himself. And suddenly, Ow came from the man in front of him. They had bumped into each other, accidentally. Blinking so slowly it seemed a hassle, Nino's mouth curled into a grin. This, he was used to, but there was something else -- pointy and silver -- that bothered him.
"Ojiichan, get outta the way." Tweezers in hand, he was preparing to pluck whatever body hair he could find on Sho until he was satisfied (which may be never, unless Sho finally gave into his chair-sex fantasy).
"Gladly!" The leader, feeling vulnerable and in danger, said before scooting off into the kitchen to drink some water.
There stood Aiba, glass of water in hand, sipping away in a juvenile fashion. He put out a hand for Ohno's. They did this a lot, when one seemed upset about something, the other would comfort them with a hand to hold.
Only, this time, Aiba had decided to share a funny story in an attempt to try and help.
"Riida, I was watching a documentary on kangaroos before and ya know what?" But it wasn't really a question because he would share the information no matter the reply. "Gray kangaroos can jump up to 44 feet. Isn't it awesome?"
Ohno nodded, feeling that he was finally calming down from all the earlier excitement. Although if Aiba hadn't tried to jump as far as kangaroos could (especially still holding his water), causing him to drop his glass and breaking it into 5 large pieces, he would have felt better.
Aiba picked one up, showing it to his leader. "This looks like your hair in the morning, ha!" A smile, contagiously spread from one end of his mouth to the other. "Look!" He pushed it a little too close to Ohno's face at that point.
All Riida could manage was a squeak before running towards him room in sheer terror. He tried to convince himself he was imagining it and that his friends were not the androgynous killer and that Sho's manhood wasn't that impressive. (But that was another story.) He locked the door behind him.
Ohno decided it was time to call his mom. His red mickey mouse receiver in hand (yet another present), he dialed carefully.
"Okaasan, my friends are acting strange."
"And? They're still your friends and they love you."
"But, what about the killer?"
"If it were one of them, you'd be dead already. You're just always so spaced-out Ohno dear."
Even if that kind of hurt his feelings, he knew it was true. He said goodbye, blowing a kiss to her and hanging up gently. A smile, slowly but surely, made it's way onto his face.
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Ten minutes passed before he decided he needed to trust his friends again. Ten minutes wasn't such a long time to ponder about if your friends wanted to murder you or not, was it? He was uncertain, but at least he felt relieved when he saw them all watching a movie.
Aiba leaning hid head over on Sho, their hands intertwined, they whispered to each other. And on the other side, Nino sat on Jun's lap, long black fingernails holding his waist secure. It was almost picture perfect, all that was missing was himself.
Sho pecked Aiba on the cheek before getting off the couch, he still had his towel wrapped around him. Aiba blushed, Sho's lips so soft and almost feather-like against his skin. He purred, looking at how comfortable Nino was in Jun's lap.
Sho, surprised but happy Ohno was out of his room, wrapped an arm around his shoulder, tapping him a bit. Too scared to say anything, Ohno let Nino run away with Sho's towel, throwing it out the closest window. (Later, Nino regretted it, remembering it was actually Ohno's.)
"Ah--" That's all Sho could say really, with 4 pairs of eyes gawking at him, it was hard to think clearly. (Along with other hard things.) "--I'm gonna assassinate you Nino."
Ohno would have been afraid, if it weren't for how cute Sho's reddened cheeks looked when he had said it. Nino laughed loudly, running to hide behind Jun and Aiba.
"First one to make Sho moan, gets to ride him like a horse." Jun said, without even thinking about it for a split second. Aiba eyes turned to him, hitting him on the head softly.
But, what happened after, shocked them all.
Ohno sneakily dropped to the ground, swallowing Sho's entirety. A loud moan stubbornly escaped his lips, Riida had proven once more that he was worthy of his title.
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"There's something poking my side, ow. Move it."
Everyone's eyes were still closed when Jun complained. Nino laughed when he realized he fell asleep with his tweezers. He dropped them to the floor, it noisily chimed when it hit the ground.
A roar of laughter filling the room when they realized what it was.
They had all fallen asleep, barely dressed, in Ohno's bed. Legs wrapped around each other, heads leaning against toned chests, fingers grasping others. It was picture perfect, it was the real them.
Arashi, together forever.
"Hey! Why are my feet handcuffed to the bed?" Ohno, partially in a daze, struggled to get out of them. Jun couldn't resist using them, at least once.
~Later