LMFAO. ----- MARISSA + ME = BAD COMBO.
MARISSA STOP BEING A BAD INFLUENCE. LMFAO.
Warnings: These jokes contain sexuality, crack, violence, crack, coarse language, crack. And oh, did I say crack?
Another thing, this is caused by lack of sleep and a headache. LMAO. yes, you can be happy with a headache. If you're me that is. LOL.
1- I danced and sang yatta because I could dl an ep of something without it being split into 3 parts.
2- I was gonna go streaking to calm myself down.
3- Marissa was playing with her electric toothbrusth. [sounds pervy to me..xDD]
4- I changed my mind about streaking because all my neighbours are chinese. [And I want to understand what they're saying. LOL.]
5- then I decided I was gonna run outside.
6- but then I wrote the summary of what would happen. 'too late..too dark..too wet. I'd trip 10 times before i finish one block'
Scenario here:
[RUN RUN RUN -- AHHHHHHHHH- .....[GIGGLE GIGGLE] LMAO LMAO ---- <.<. >_> ...RUN RUN....--AAAHHHHHHH--- HAHAHAHHHHHAH I SUCK SO BAD....<.< >_> ......]
7- I got an aneurysm. LOL. My brain hurt from too much crack. xD
8- My drug. Arashi; constipates and more. LMAO.
9- My cat is DoS like Jun. And he blinded me with his tail.
10- I decided to go molest someone because I was blind and could blame it on that. xD [saying I thought it was my wife]
11- invented expression #1: IDEKE stands for I don't even know either. But then I thought it seemed pervy so I changed it to 'I Dicky'.
12- I went to get cookies, hoping to get a sugar rush and pass out. [it failed, I'm still going strong. xD]
13- I keep making lotsa typos. One being that I wanted to write PENILE instead of SENILE.
14- I wrote OHNO instead of OH NO lotsa times. [and sometimes the reverse]
15- I tried to remember what I ate to be so hyper. I ate granola. So then I started some cracked-up comments:
STAY AWAY FROM THE OATS
THEY COME FROM DIRT
DIRT HAS WORMS
WORMS...EAT DIRT
Marissa added: ITS DIRRRTTTYYYYYY
[back to me] DIRTY WORMS AND DIRTY DIRT
DONT TOUCH ME OATS
FULL OF DIRTY
DIRT WORMS
16- And then for some reason, I started on grass.
OH AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON GRASS
GRASS IS GREEN..LIKE PUKE..AND DOG PEE..
OMG..DOGS ARE HAIRY
AND HAIR IS BROWN
LIKE SHIT
OMG
[dead]
17- and then I started singing 'where's your head at' and I answered that monkeys in a music video at them. LOL.
18- for some reason, I read lotsa bad things. Marissa wrote 'knkow' and I read 'jukebox'. don't ask.
19- I snickered and it distracted me. I started thinking about chocolate [this while i was telling a story to marissa].
20- The story of what happened at work:[i work in a research place]
THERES A STUDY
IT SAYS UNSTANBLE ANGINA...SOMETHING SOMETHING
I READ ...
UNSTABLE VAGINA
AND LMFAO
AND PPL STARED
21- I started asking people if they had an unstable vagina.
22- Marissa said she did. xD So I tried to figure out what it was, well, we both did. Definition:
it walks around
it's shifted
crooked vagina
and it smiles
23- and then I was laughing so much I made typos. new expression #2: LMALO stands for laugh my ass lazily off.
24- and then I started spamming. 'WOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW'
25- I said it looked like grass. <.< And the grass talk returned:
GRASS IS DIRTY
LIKE DIRTY DIRT
AND WORMS
marissa said:
IT'S GREEN LIKE BOOGERS
26- That triggered a new conversation. LOL. Boogie monster in my closet, and then I thought it was 5 am. But it was actually 12.30. xD
27- And then I said I sound like a 'valley girl' because I keep saying OMG. and then I tried different ways to spell it 'OMG. GOM. MGO.'
28- And then we started valley talk.
Marissa: LYKE OMG.
me: LYKE IM SHO HAWT
me: WITH A Q <----im showing how stupid valley girls are. LOL.
29- And then my wife said I was on crack, so I told Marissa. xD And then I told marissa: 'TELL HER ITS THE KIND THAT GOES IN YOUR BUTT' LOL. Don't ask. And marissa said: 'AND OUT YOUR 'SHIFTED' VAGINA'
30- and then started my term of 'Vagg'. For vagina. LOL.
I said your Vagg goes =DDDDDDD [in other words, it smiles because of the crack. LOL.]
31- More typos. Instead of ROFL, I wrote ROLF. And I said it sounded like someone was puking. and then i kept writing BLEEEGGGHHHHHH <--being the vomiting sounds. LOL. [and i invented another expression : vomitashion]
32- I was making 'zzzzzzz' sounds. to make it seem like I was sleeping, but then it made me think of a bee. So I screamed it out. LOL.
33- and then engrish came for 5 seconds:
OH MAI GODDU
RETSU CHAKU RAIKU
NIHONJIN
34- I invented yet ANOTHER expression: 'WTFBBQTGIFBYOBLOL'. And when I read it back, I thought I saw 'Gif Boy'. <.< again, don't ask. LOL.
35- ...........just read:
LONG LONG LONG DING DONG
LMAO
OOOHHH
A LONG SHLONNGG
ITS A NEENER PEEENER
36- Remember before I said i kept messing up the 'OHNO' AND 'OH NO'. Well it got kinda outta hand.
OH NO
OHNO
OH NOOH
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOHNO
LMAO
OHNO'S A HO
37- I spoke in spanish for some reason. [calling my mom -madre]
38- I invented another expression, because of a typo again. xD
LMAOA stands for 'laugh my ass off always'.
39- I was cursing at my fingers 'cause I kept pressing enter too fast. Yes, you guessed it. It brought on another stupid crack conversation.
me:
my finger is a fucker
LMAO
FINGER FUCK
LMAO
LEMME FIND ARASHI
Marissa:
EH?!1
HAHAHAH
Me:
BRING YOUR CAMERA
Marissa:
KAY!~
...GOT IT
Me:
OKAY LETS GO FINGER FAWKIN TIME
LIKE POWER RANGERS
I WANNA BE THE GREY RANGER
LMAO
Marissa:
OHY HECK YES!!
I WANNA BE THE...GREEN RANGER
Me:
OMG GREAD
WTF
WHY GREAD
^that was me, writing gread instead of green. xD
40- And then since she said green, I thought of the boogiemonster.
Mostly all thought up by me. LOL.
GREEN LIKE BOOGERS AND THE BOOGYMONSTER
FINGER FUCK HIM TOO
LMAO
HES LIKE HOT
HIS NAME IS MATSUJUN
AND WHEN YOU SLEEP
HE PICKS YOUR BOOGERS
AND PUTS THEM IN A ZIPLOCK
AND WRITES YOUR NAME ON IT
AND THEN HE BRINGS THEM BACK A YEAR LATER
TO TELL YOU HOW DIRTY YOUR NOSE IS
AND THEN YOU SAY THANK YOU
AND YOUR VAGINA DOES =DDDD
41- Marissa wrote 'Idfk' and I read 'kfc' and invented ANOTHER expression. Lol. Killing fucking chickens.
42- and then from there. they turned into 'killer chickens'. And I asked matsujun to kill them.
KILLER CHICKENS
OMG
BOOGYMONSTERMANJUN
KILL THEM
WITH BOOGIES
THEY'LL CHOKE ON THEM
I ALMOST WROTE SHOCK
43- More typos. I wrote 'happe' instead of happen. and it made me think of aiba when he said 'yes, im happy.'
Look here:
HAPPY
LMAO
AIBA'S HAPPY
AIBAS PEEN SMILES LIKE =D AT OUR VAGGS
44- And from there came another expression. LOL. Hapeen, which is a happy penis.
45- And then I invented a DISEASE. Lmao.
Unstable Vaginal: YOUR VAGINA RUNS OFF TO SCREW A GUY
AND THEN YOUR NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE aka
WHORE-VAGINA-SYNDROME [wvs].
46- And when Marissa wrote 'WVS' I thought she said 'waves'. LOL.
47- Marissa wrote 'So's'. <-- so is. And I read SOS.
another expression. LOL.
SOS: Save our Souls [from arashi]
48- And then I started talking about the time my caps lock broke. [it wouldn't go big anymore when I wrote...] and it became weird.
THE CAPS ON WERE LIKE CAPS OFF
CLAP ON CLAP OFF
THE CLAPPER
CLAP CLAP
LMAO
49- Then I thought of fucking a tree. [wait for the explanation. LOL]
here:
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
LEMME GO FUCK A TREE
WANNA TREE FUCK
WTF - stands for WANNA TREE FUCK?
LMAO
50- Another typo. LOL. [it's obvious I was hyper, but im sure not everyone invents expressions from typos. LOL.]
LOMAO: LAUGH ON MY ASS ONLY.
51- and then I started keyboard smashing at my typos.
AGERSNATCHYWICKSKY
LMAO
THATS THE NEW BAD WORD
REMEMBER IT
PRONOUNCE IT
52- and then I turned into Aiba. I was telling Marissa to not distract me while I type this up. xD
I NEED TO START
WAIT YOU
WAIT.
DONT TOUCH ME
LMAO
VERY DANGER
DONT TALK TO ME
DONT TOUCH YOU.
DO ITO.
53- and then. <.< from the word 'starting' I almost wrote string. And yes, I'm a perv. So I thought of a thong. LOL.
G-STRING
LMAO
OMG
NINOTHING
LMAO
I MEAN THONG [yep, i wrote thing instead of thong. LOL.]
54- and LJ became LH. and my before last expression now. xD [how many am I at? LOL.]
LH: LONG HORN.
55- and Marissa was laughing so much, I worried she might choke [on her spit, like I do. xD].
DONT CHOKE ON YOUR SPIT
I DO THAT
LMAO
AND THEN PPL ARE LIKE
O____________O
AND IM LIKE
<.< ITS ONLY SPIT YA IDIOT
LMAOAAAAOOOOOO
DONT ASK ME TO FIND WHAT THAT STANDS FOR
LMAO
But I did anyways:
IT MEANS..
LAUGH MY ASS OFF ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT OFTEN OFTEN OFTEN OFTEN OFTEN
AND IM SPENT. an hour of typing this up. LOL.
~Later
Warnings: These jokes contain sexuality, crack, violence, crack, coarse language, crack. And oh, did I say crack?
Another thing, this is caused by lack of sleep and a headache. LMAO. yes, you can be happy with a headache. If you're me that is. LOL.
1- I danced and sang yatta because I could dl an ep of something without it being split into 3 parts.
2- I was gonna go streaking to calm myself down.
3- Marissa was playing with her electric toothbrusth. [sounds pervy to me..xDD]
4- I changed my mind about streaking because all my neighbours are chinese. [And I want to understand what they're saying. LOL.]
5- then I decided I was gonna run outside.
6- but then I wrote the summary of what would happen. 'too late..too dark..too wet. I'd trip 10 times before i finish one block'
Scenario here:
[RUN RUN RUN -- AHHHHHHHHH- .....[GIGGLE GIGGLE] LMAO LMAO ---- <.<. >_> ...RUN RUN....--AAAHHHHHHH--- HAHAHAHHHHHAH I SUCK SO BAD....<.< >_> ......]
7- I got an aneurysm. LOL. My brain hurt from too much crack. xD
8- My drug. Arashi; constipates and more. LMAO.
9- My cat is DoS like Jun. And he blinded me with his tail.
10- I decided to go molest someone because I was blind and could blame it on that. xD [saying I thought it was my wife]
11- invented expression #1: IDEKE stands for I don't even know either. But then I thought it seemed pervy so I changed it to 'I Dicky'.
12- I went to get cookies, hoping to get a sugar rush and pass out. [it failed, I'm still going strong. xD]
13- I keep making lotsa typos. One being that I wanted to write PENILE instead of SENILE.
14- I wrote OHNO instead of OH NO lotsa times. [and sometimes the reverse]
15- I tried to remember what I ate to be so hyper. I ate granola. So then I started some cracked-up comments:
STAY AWAY FROM THE OATS
THEY COME FROM DIRT
DIRT HAS WORMS
WORMS...EAT DIRT
Marissa added: ITS DIRRRTTTYYYYYY
[back to me] DIRTY WORMS AND DIRTY DIRT
DONT TOUCH ME OATS
FULL OF DIRTY
DIRT WORMS
16- And then for some reason, I started on grass.
OH AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON GRASS
GRASS IS GREEN..LIKE PUKE..AND DOG PEE..
OMG..DOGS ARE HAIRY
AND HAIR IS BROWN
LIKE SHIT
OMG
[dead]
17- and then I started singing 'where's your head at' and I answered that monkeys in a music video at them. LOL.
18- for some reason, I read lotsa bad things. Marissa wrote 'knkow' and I read 'jukebox'. don't ask.
19- I snickered and it distracted me. I started thinking about chocolate [this while i was telling a story to marissa].
20- The story of what happened at work:[i work in a research place]
THERES A STUDY
IT SAYS UNSTANBLE ANGINA...SOMETHING SOMETHING
I READ ...
UNSTABLE VAGINA
AND LMFAO
AND PPL STARED
21- I started asking people if they had an unstable vagina.
22- Marissa said she did. xD So I tried to figure out what it was, well, we both did. Definition:
it walks around
it's shifted
crooked vagina
and it smiles
23- and then I was laughing so much I made typos. new expression #2: LMALO stands for laugh my ass lazily off.
24- and then I started spamming. 'WOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW'
25- I said it looked like grass. <.< And the grass talk returned:
GRASS IS DIRTY
LIKE DIRTY DIRT
AND WORMS
marissa said:
IT'S GREEN LIKE BOOGERS
26- That triggered a new conversation. LOL. Boogie monster in my closet, and then I thought it was 5 am. But it was actually 12.30. xD
27- And then I said I sound like a 'valley girl' because I keep saying OMG. and then I tried different ways to spell it 'OMG. GOM. MGO.'
28- And then we started valley talk.
Marissa: LYKE OMG.
me: LYKE IM SHO HAWT
me: WITH A Q <----im showing how stupid valley girls are. LOL.
29- And then my wife said I was on crack, so I told Marissa. xD And then I told marissa: 'TELL HER ITS THE KIND THAT GOES IN YOUR BUTT' LOL. Don't ask. And marissa said: 'AND OUT YOUR 'SHIFTED' VAGINA'
30- and then started my term of 'Vagg'. For vagina. LOL.
I said your Vagg goes =DDDDDDD [in other words, it smiles because of the crack. LOL.]
31- More typos. Instead of ROFL, I wrote ROLF. And I said it sounded like someone was puking. and then i kept writing BLEEEGGGHHHHHH <--being the vomiting sounds. LOL. [and i invented another expression : vomitashion]
32- I was making 'zzzzzzz' sounds. to make it seem like I was sleeping, but then it made me think of a bee. So I screamed it out. LOL.
33- and then engrish came for 5 seconds:
OH MAI GODDU
RETSU CHAKU RAIKU
NIHONJIN
34- I invented yet ANOTHER expression: 'WTFBBQTGIFBYOBLOL'. And when I read it back, I thought I saw 'Gif Boy'. <.< again, don't ask. LOL.
35- ...........just read:
LONG LONG LONG DING DONG
LMAO
OOOHHH
A LONG SHLONNGG
ITS A NEENER PEEENER
36- Remember before I said i kept messing up the 'OHNO' AND 'OH NO'. Well it got kinda outta hand.
OH NO
OHNO
OH NOOH
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOHNO
LMAO
OHNO'S A HO
37- I spoke in spanish for some reason. [calling my mom -madre]
38- I invented another expression, because of a typo again. xD
LMAOA stands for 'laugh my ass off always'.
39- I was cursing at my fingers 'cause I kept pressing enter too fast. Yes, you guessed it. It brought on another stupid crack conversation.
me:
my finger is a fucker
LMAO
FINGER FUCK
LMAO
LEMME FIND ARASHI
Marissa:
EH?!1
HAHAHAH
Me:
BRING YOUR CAMERA
Marissa:
KAY!~
...GOT IT
Me:
OKAY LETS GO FINGER FAWKIN TIME
LIKE POWER RANGERS
I WANNA BE THE GREY RANGER
LMAO
Marissa:
OHY HECK YES!!
I WANNA BE THE...GREEN RANGER
Me:
OMG GREAD
WTF
WHY GREAD
^that was me, writing gread instead of green. xD
40- And then since she said green, I thought of the boogiemonster.
Mostly all thought up by me. LOL.
GREEN LIKE BOOGERS AND THE BOOGYMONSTER
FINGER FUCK HIM TOO
LMAO
HES LIKE HOT
HIS NAME IS MATSUJUN
AND WHEN YOU SLEEP
HE PICKS YOUR BOOGERS
AND PUTS THEM IN A ZIPLOCK
AND WRITES YOUR NAME ON IT
AND THEN HE BRINGS THEM BACK A YEAR LATER
TO TELL YOU HOW DIRTY YOUR NOSE IS
AND THEN YOU SAY THANK YOU
AND YOUR VAGINA DOES =DDDD
41- Marissa wrote 'Idfk' and I read 'kfc' and invented ANOTHER expression. Lol. Killing fucking chickens.
42- and then from there. they turned into 'killer chickens'. And I asked matsujun to kill them.
KILLER CHICKENS
OMG
BOOGYMONSTERMANJUN
KILL THEM
WITH BOOGIES
THEY'LL CHOKE ON THEM
I ALMOST WROTE SHOCK
43- More typos. I wrote 'happe' instead of happen. and it made me think of aiba when he said 'yes, im happy.'
Look here:
HAPPY
LMAO
AIBA'S HAPPY
AIBAS PEEN SMILES LIKE =D AT OUR VAGGS
44- And from there came another expression. LOL. Hapeen, which is a happy penis.
45- And then I invented a DISEASE. Lmao.
Unstable Vaginal: YOUR VAGINA RUNS OFF TO SCREW A GUY
AND THEN YOUR NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE aka
WHORE-VAGINA-SYNDROME [wvs].
46- And when Marissa wrote 'WVS' I thought she said 'waves'. LOL.
47- Marissa wrote 'So's'. <-- so is. And I read SOS.
another expression. LOL.
SOS: Save our Souls [from arashi]
48- And then I started talking about the time my caps lock broke. [it wouldn't go big anymore when I wrote...] and it became weird.
THE CAPS ON WERE LIKE CAPS OFF
CLAP ON CLAP OFF
THE CLAPPER
CLAP CLAP
LMAO
49- Then I thought of fucking a tree. [wait for the explanation. LOL]
here:
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
LEMME GO FUCK A TREE
WANNA TREE FUCK
WTF - stands for WANNA TREE FUCK?
LMAO
50- Another typo. LOL. [it's obvious I was hyper, but im sure not everyone invents expressions from typos. LOL.]
LOMAO: LAUGH ON MY ASS ONLY.
51- and then I started keyboard smashing at my typos.
AGERSNATCHYWICKSKY
LMAO
THATS THE NEW BAD WORD
REMEMBER IT
PRONOUNCE IT
52- and then I turned into Aiba. I was telling Marissa to not distract me while I type this up. xD
I NEED TO START
WAIT YOU
WAIT.
DONT TOUCH ME
LMAO
VERY DANGER
DONT TALK TO ME
DONT TOUCH YOU.
DO ITO.
53- and then. <.< from the word 'starting' I almost wrote string. And yes, I'm a perv. So I thought of a thong. LOL.
G-STRING
LMAO
OMG
NINOTHING
LMAO
I MEAN THONG [yep, i wrote thing instead of thong. LOL.]
54- and LJ became LH. and my before last expression now. xD [how many am I at? LOL.]
LH: LONG HORN.
55- and Marissa was laughing so much, I worried she might choke [on her spit, like I do. xD].
DONT CHOKE ON YOUR SPIT
I DO THAT
LMAO
AND THEN PPL ARE LIKE
O____________O
AND IM LIKE
<.< ITS ONLY SPIT YA IDIOT
LMAOAAAAOOOOOO
DONT ASK ME TO FIND WHAT THAT STANDS FOR
LMAO
But I did anyways:
IT MEANS..
LAUGH MY ASS OFF ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT OFTEN OFTEN OFTEN OFTEN OFTEN
AND IM SPENT. an hour of typing this up. LOL.
~Later