Gay present
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I gave cherrehblossoms a kidney (1000 points). Last month I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In June I bought porn for oaktree (-10 points). In September I set purified_rain's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Monday I donated bone marrow to deshaun in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1148 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
trickyicky
Funny stuff.