My worst, raunchiest poem.
"I Am A Bitch."
In a bar looking like a lonely dame,
Men try play a game,
After I tell them prefer a sensual, special, and feminine touch.
“hey, that’s easy, I can show you my manly way.”
Hey, did I tell you I want to know your way?
Nuh-uh!
You and your hickory get out of my dock!
I find that I like pussy, whether you get some or not.
I like it wet, I like it dry,
I find it best, when it’s mine.
I can string out your tower clock,
And make it go coo-coo,
With my charm and my hips
And my lips, and my strut, the way I fuck!
Perhaps I’ll join you,
For a night of us two,
If you can control your little vermin,
Within his little thread of sanity
but no,
I don't think so,
I'll just leave you all alone.