Stand up.

[trickyastampons]

I really want to try this. I mean, I come up with the lamest jokes but that can be my theme. People would have to attend drunk, though, to get a good laugh at me. Probably an inquired taste. I'm funny, goddamn it.

Thats why they have it on Mondays. People get those case of the Mondays, and eat pizza and hear jokes. Makes the world a better place.