Philemon the rabbit. Tiny with a little crew cut.
Likes: food, vacuum cleaners, food, big women, exploring. Hates: taking medicine.
Baucis the rabbit. Huge, with a lumpy head and no tail.
Also has a huge ruff around her neck that is *really* sexy (if you are a boy rabbit).
Likes: food, Philemon. Hates: humans, non-carpeted floors.
Philemon: Wow! You are such a big beautiful woman! Would you like to be in my harem?
Lucycat: So out of your league. If you so much as sniff my butt I shall rip you end to end.
Philemon: Oh. Well, I'll just admire you from afar then. How far is afar. Is it this far?
Baucis: Aaaai! Humans!
Let's lick each other's heads! Yay!
I'll watch for the humans, you sleep.