"You know who we are..."
This weekend- by far, one of my favorites.
And one of the most physically straining.
And mentally draining.
And nevertheless, one of the most amazing experiences I will have in my college career. I'll actually update about it later, because right now my toe hurts terribly.
But, to give you a taste...
THE MICHIGAN ALMA MATER
Hail! To those motherfuckers!
Hail! To those big cocksuckers!
Hail! Hail! To Michigan,
The cesspool of the west.
Hail! To those fornicators!
Hail! To those masturbators!
Hail! Hail! To Michigan,
The cesspool of the west.
Hail! To those auto-workers!
Hail! To those circle-jerkers!
Hail! Hail! To Michigan,
The cesspool of the west.
---And, my personal favorite---
A little boy went into school one day competely decked in Penn State garb. His teacher asked him, "Why are you a Penn State fan?" To which the little boy responded, "Well, I guess because my mommy and my daddy are Penn State fans." So the teacher asked him, "But what if your mommy was a hooker and your daddy was a crack dealer? Then what would you be?" The little boy thought for a minute, and answered confidently, "Then I guess I'd be a Michigan fan."
And one of the most physically straining.
And mentally draining.
And nevertheless, one of the most amazing experiences I will have in my college career. I'll actually update about it later, because right now my toe hurts terribly.
But, to give you a taste...
THE MICHIGAN ALMA MATER
Hail! To those motherfuckers!
Hail! To those big cocksuckers!
Hail! Hail! To Michigan,
The cesspool of the west.
Hail! To those fornicators!
Hail! To those masturbators!
Hail! Hail! To Michigan,
The cesspool of the west.
Hail! To those auto-workers!
Hail! To those circle-jerkers!
Hail! Hail! To Michigan,
The cesspool of the west.
---And, my personal favorite---
A little boy went into school one day competely decked in Penn State garb. His teacher asked him, "Why are you a Penn State fan?" To which the little boy responded, "Well, I guess because my mommy and my daddy are Penn State fans." So the teacher asked him, "But what if your mommy was a hooker and your daddy was a crack dealer? Then what would you be?" The little boy thought for a minute, and answered confidently, "Then I guess I'd be a Michigan fan."