004 [] He's the prince of circumstance.

[trickiernthou]

DEAR SANTA:

I want a pony for Christmas.

I want my chip taken out. Wouldn't that be a nice gift? Then I could give eeeeeeeveryone else something even better!

Aside from that, I want a ton of chocolate bars, gummy bears, sour straws, and other assorted candy. And I mean a ton literally.

I want a new mattress for my bed and flannel sheets. The

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[trickiernthou]

Yeah? Can I borrow 'em till Santa comes?

[trickiernthou]

Hah. Thanks. I'm not used to this cold thing--never felt it before.

[trickiernthou]

You got a problem with that?

[trickiernthou]

Technically, I already know everything.

[princessofmoe]

That's a nice list.

[trickiernthou]

Yeah? Ya think so? I thought so too!

Oh, oh! I should get Chopper something, too, shouldn't I?

[princessofmoe]

Don't forget to brush your teeth.

...If you want to. I believe he would be happy if you simply wished him a happy birthday.

[trickiernthou]

Huh? ...Oh. Huh. Didn't think of that...

Well... but... [He doesn't get it.]

[lovespuffins]

...An Ariel Atom?

I would be amazed if you get everything on the list.

[trickiernthou]

The fastest land vehicle in the world! It's made in England. It's awesome.

I could do it myself if I had my chip out.

[lovespuffins]

Huh.

I imagine so, since you're Loki.

[...]

I'm surprised you don't have it out yet, actually. There are some people who are skilled in that field.

[trickiernthou]

Yeah, well, some jerk took my doctor and spun him on his head. Now he won't do it before he ~considers~ it.

Who're some other doctors?

[evaluative]

I doubt they would be that generous.

[trickiernthou]

Eh, I know.

[evaluative]

If I may ask, what do you expect from them?

[trickiernthou]

Frankly? A few pieces of candy, maybe some extra blankets and clothes if I'm lucky, and what I really want is the pendant.