Comrade Bat!! Happy Christmas, Ryan Beckwith! :D
My roommate is contemplating a change of majors, possibly towards art. She doesn't want to take Illustration, but I do.
Madi: Well then do you want to take it for me?
Me: Sure. 'Cause I totally look like you. There's no way I'm getting plastic surgery.
Madi: Well I'm sure not!
And then Heidi calls me Madi by accident, which opens up a whole 'nother can of worms.
Me: I don't look like Madi!
Madi: What are you talking about, it would be a compliment to look like me. I'm pretty!
Me: But I'm prettier. So being confused with you is more like an insult.
I think it's probably a really good thing that we both know the other is sarcastic, otherwise there could be problems. Many problems.
I hate laundry.
But I like cinnamon raisin bagels.