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Sadness. English majors are terrible people. They will get into fist fights over Harry Potter.
Okay, not PHYSICAL fist fights. Verbal. I mean come ON, how else are they gonna put those massive vocabularies into good use?
xD So hypocritcal. I'm an English major.
Anyways, I bring this up because some guy in my Creative Writing class got on my case when I made a comment about Dumbledore being dead. Now I am not a bad person. I made sure everyone in that class had read Half-Blood Prince BEFORE I said a word about Dumbledore. So why did he get mad at me?
"Dumbledore is NOT dead!! He's coming back in the seventh book, along with Sirius Black!!!!"
...
I SOOOOO wanted to snap back, "Oh yeah? Well I'm GLAD Dumbledore's dead!" 'Cause I am. I mean it just comes down to a point where Harry needs to get it all together and quit relying on everyone else. This is all going to come down to him and Voldemort. Freakin' pansies. *has no idea why she wrote that last bit, other than it just sounded appropriate in her head*
Oho, and then there's the classic discussion that was performed in another English class of mine. Our teacher (for reasons unbeknownst to all) brought up the topic of worm-flavored jellybeans. And one of the girls blurts out "Oh, you mean Every Botts Beans."
o_< REH????!!!!!
"IT'S BERTIE BOTT'S EVERY FLAVOR BEANS, YOU MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And then my brain came up with the following:
Every time you say that...I don't know, a dementor spawns or something.
I weep inside.
Dumbledore is rolling in his grave.
xD By far my favorite is that last one. Poor, poor Dumbledore.
Okay, not PHYSICAL fist fights. Verbal. I mean come ON, how else are they gonna put those massive vocabularies into good use?
xD So hypocritcal. I'm an English major.
Anyways, I bring this up because some guy in my Creative Writing class got on my case when I made a comment about Dumbledore being dead. Now I am not a bad person. I made sure everyone in that class had read Half-Blood Prince BEFORE I said a word about Dumbledore. So why did he get mad at me?
"Dumbledore is NOT dead!! He's coming back in the seventh book, along with Sirius Black!!!!"
...
I SOOOOO wanted to snap back, "Oh yeah? Well I'm GLAD Dumbledore's dead!" 'Cause I am. I mean it just comes down to a point where Harry needs to get it all together and quit relying on everyone else. This is all going to come down to him and Voldemort. Freakin' pansies. *has no idea why she wrote that last bit, other than it just sounded appropriate in her head*
Oho, and then there's the classic discussion that was performed in another English class of mine. Our teacher (for reasons unbeknownst to all) brought up the topic of worm-flavored jellybeans. And one of the girls blurts out "Oh, you mean Every Botts Beans."
o_< REH????!!!!!
"IT'S BERTIE BOTT'S EVERY FLAVOR BEANS, YOU MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And then my brain came up with the following:
Every time you say that...I don't know, a dementor spawns or something.
I weep inside.
Dumbledore is rolling in his grave.
xD By far my favorite is that last one. Poor, poor Dumbledore.