If it were any fresher, you'd slap it.

[trickeycricket]

I forgot how much I burn myself while working at Auntie Anne's.

Also, I cut my hair off in September and I didn't get called a boy once, until I came to Spotsylvania Mall.
"Tell that boy to get his hands out of his hair! I don't want lice in my pretzel"

Some douche bag man-"Thank you, sir! Errrr...ma'am"
Me-"Yeah, thanks for that. Enjoy your pretzel, lady."