~05~

[trick_or_tricks]

Hmmm... long absence explainable?  I think not.  Unless you'd believe I was kidnapped by aliens who thought I was so handsome that I was a reincarnation of their God named Arukahaka.  Naturally using my wits and cunning, I managed to escape and was picked up by the forces of a secret anti-alien organization where I worked side by side with them for the last month or so, helping to rid the planet of these fiends until I discovered that the aliens were actually the good guys and the organization was evil and kidnapping them for ungodly experiments.  Of course I banded together with my alien friends and crushed the evil organization, but it was all kept hushed up by the government.  I did get a shiny medal out of it though.

On a side note, I find our decorations to be rather... blah.  I fear I'll have to change that shortly.  Hmm, hosting and decorating.  You should pay me double my salary Atobe-ouhi~