Men suck.

May 24, 2004 18:51

"Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks."

Jean Kerr

Women should... destroy the male sex. It is now technically possible to reproduce without the aid of males... and to produce only females. We must immediately do so... The male, because of his obsession to compensate for not being female combined with his inability to relate and to feel compassion... is responsible for War, Money, Marriage and Prostitution... Mental Illness, Prejudice... Ugliness... Hate and Violence... Disease and Death" (The SCUM Manifesto, 1967).
Proof that all men are bastards can be deduced from the fact that children are 94% less likely to be abused in all female homes and that 25% of all crimes involve violence by husbands against wives. The short-term solution is, of course, castration. This is not as extreme as it may seem. Castration was practised in the ancient world by the Egyptians, Persians, Assyrians, Ethiopians, Medes, Chinese and Hebrews. In Native American societies castration was exclusively performed by women. In Ancient Egypt, Greece and Rome castration was specifically applied for sex crimes. In France castration was only finally abolished by Napoleon.

Other temporary solutions should also be put into effect. Since men are exclusively responsible for war and crime there should be a special tax on men to pay for the army and the police. There should also be a law which specifically bans men from carrying arms.

However, the ultimate objective must be the extinction of men. The good news is that men are no longer necessary. New jobs favour dexterity over strength. Over a quarter of births are now outside married, marginalising the father. Technology also points towards the elimination of men. Artificial insemination and cloning suggest that men are no longer needed. Dolly the Sheep was female.

But it has to be admitted that many men are actively participating in their own extinction. Men die earlier than women at every age from all major causes of death, and four times as many men commit suicide as women. Falling average sperm counts sugest that men's bodies acknowledge that they are destined for extinction. According to Margaret Mead, one of the most highly-respected 20th. Century anthropologists, "Mothers are a biological necessity; fathers are a social invention".
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